Rebecca Loos is the Nanny that David Beckham had a very sexual affair with. Loos has announced she is coming to America. VH1, MTV, or some network need to rent a house for this slut right next to David’s house. Then air a reality show that has the Loos Nanny trying to steal David from Victoria Beckham. The fight for David would get so bloody they’d have to bring troops back from Iraq just to bring the Loos-Beckham conflict to an end.

Angelina Jolie’s former lesbian lover has given Brad Pitt pause for thought
after confessing she thinks the actress-turned-humanitarian will return to her
bisexual ways.

Actress Jenny Shimizu insists Jolie’s romance with Pitt won’t last for long
because she will soon crave the love of a woman.

Shimizu, who dated Jolie on and off after appearing alongside the actress in
FIREFOX in 1996, says, "I was her first and although she’s having a baby with
Brad I doubt I’ll be the last. She loves women too much. It’s like a drug and
she was hooked."

Shimizu, who is now dating bisexual British TV presenter Rebecca Loos, admits
she was crazy about the Hollywood star during their passionate relationship,
revealing, "I don’t want to sound like I hustle a**, but, for a while back then,
if Angelina called, I’d drop everything and join her wherever she was in the
world.

"It’s her mouth that made me beg for more - kissing me passionately with those
full lips over every inch of my body. It’s unbelievable what she can do.

As I said before, Jenny must move on. Jenny already has another lover, who is probably not so happy hearning Jenny send love notes to Angelina through the press. Jenny looks so butch in this pic. She looks more like a man than some men do.

How bout this, Jenny and Brad fight it out on celebrity death match. No rules. Best man wins Angelina.