With the recent stories making the rounds about her, we had lost our faith in Kelly Clarkson’s brains. Today, though, we learn about some impressive decisions she made after American Idol.

US Magazine is sharing some quotes from a recent Reader’s Digest interview with Kelly.

“I have saved and saved, and I don’t have to work another day. When I won Idol and started working with a business manager, she asked, ‘What do you want?’ I was like, I don’t ever want to have to make a decision because I need money. So we accomplished that two years ago, and I’m set.”

We’re feeling nice today, otherwise we’d call her a braggart. But, it makes you wonder whether Clarkson should write a book, "Rub the Stardust Out of Your Eyes, This Ain’t Going to Last Forever: Money Rules for Reality Show Winners"

She could make millions. Not that she needs it. Miss Independent, indeed.

Tori Spelling is so desperate for some publicity for her reality show she became a minister and married two gay guys at her bed and breakfast. Tori just can’t seem to pull out of her brown nose dive.

We’re considering this short video to be a little preview of the kind of high-brow, edge-of-our-seats entertainment we can expect from Victoria Beckham’s summer reality show. Yawn.

She and David Beckham all matchy-matchy in their leather jackets.

Him: looking and sounding scrumptious.

Her: almost unable to just be kind, or even witty.

Her bo-ring dinners with other marginally famous Brits. Oh, the fun it will be.

Wonder if the reporter got into trouble for asking her about something besides that doomed show? Didn’t he sign the agreement?

Watch the video here.

Posh Spice is apparently Pushy Spice.

Victoria Beckham, perhaps taking some lessons from Angelina Jolie’s techniques during the press tour for A Mighty Heart, is throwing her (light)weight around.

Page Six reports that Beckham’s reps "forced reporters to sign contracts before interviewing her."

What was Beckham’s goal? To ensure that reporters asked her questions about her truncated snoozefest reality show "Victoria Beckham: Coming to America," and only that.

Who does she think she is? (Oh yeah…right…she thinks she’s Angelina.)

Here’s the thing: If you can’t ask her about her boobs, hottie-pants David Beckham, their friendship with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the Scientology rumors, and the Spice Girls reunion, there’s not much to an interview with Posh. Just as there isn’t much to her, literally.

Bummer that she and her reps are the only ones who don’t get it.

The ratings of her "special" could be a wake-up call, but probably not.