A three months pregnant Foxy Brown is headed to Rikers Island, after a Manhattan judge ordered the rapper to serve time for violating her probation for multiple assault charges on multiple occassions. Foxy used the Nicole Richie legal defense in an attempt to get sympathy from the court, when Brown revealed that she is three months pregnant, and that she plans to get married in September. Foxy will remain in jail until her next hearing on September 7. Being pregnant did not stop Foxy from being arrested over the past two weeks for beating a women with her blackberry, and lying to officers about her identity after being pulled over.

Pregnancy and jail isn’t going to slow Foxy down. She’ll beat someone in jail, and her baby will get out of jail before she does. She went from music career to career criminal. I guess the positive spin is that she hasn’t kill anyone, yet. It’s hard to imagine anyone was stupid enough to knock Foxy up. She’d probably eat her lover after he impregnated her like a preying mantis. I suspect she robbed a sperm bank, and used a turkey baster to get herself pregnant so she could avoid jail. Sounds like I made that up doesn’t it? It’s hard to stretch the truth when you’re talking about someone who has a life resembling a cartoon.

Question: What do you get when you try to put the vulgar language of a black rapper like 50 Cent, commenting on how f_ _ king shiny his watch is, into a short video which is then uploaded to Dailymotion?

Answer: Content rejected.

See how easy that was vulgar language loving rapper fans? Don’t say "NO," just say "content rejected."

Puff Diddy. Dim Witty. Whatever his name is. If his "good friend" Sienna Miller can’t keep it straight, why should we be expected to stay informed?

The rapper/producer/designer/entrepreneur/baby daddy formerly known as Sean "Puffy" Combs has recorded a new song because he is suffering. According to Page Six:

SEAN Combs is mining his heartbreak for artistic purposes. Having been dumped by the mother of three of his children, Combs has cut a song titled "Through the Pain . . . a k a Kim Porter," and a video that debuted Thursday on "106 & Park" on BET. Hip-hop Web site Sohh.com reports Combs created the music video as a response to Porter’s appearance on CNN discussing their breakup. "This is how he’s coming back," the site says. "Basically it’s like, ‘You’re putting me through hell.’

Is he kidding? So much for symbolism and mystery.

This is the musical equivalent of those badly written tragedy books the publishers churn out to quickly profit from the 24-hour-news culture. Or those Law & Order episodes, ripped from the headlines.

If he’s going to milk this for sympathy and dollars, he’d appeal to more of the public by being more honest with his obvious song titles.

Kim Porter, I Know I Did(died) You Wrong, But Damn Girl That Sienna is Hot!

(My Baby Mama Just Had Twins) Meet Me Out for Some Cristal

Or, he could rip off…er…."sample" Lionel Richie and sing something like Once, Twice, Three Times, My Babies…But I’ll Never Marry You

Rappers JaRule and Lil Wayne were charged Sunday night for criminal gun possession in separate incident, police said.

Lil Wayne, whose real name is Dwayne Carter; and Ja Rule whose real name is Jeff Atkins was in Manhattan—Carter performed at his concert at the Beacon Theatre shortly after being spotted smoking marijuana and carrying a 40-caliber pistol, authories said.

An hour earlier, Atkins was stopped for speeding and the police also found a 40-caliber pistol. It was unclear if Atkins performed at the theatre that night.

‘Uh-Oh’ is the name of the new song by the rappers.

What a perfect title song for the two and on the top of that get arrested on the same night.

It’s been over a week since anyone has seen troubled rapper Foxy Brown. The controversial rhyme-striss was last spotted June 29 on a flight to London.

Her friends and family are officially worried. So is her lawyer, Jack Sampson:

"We’re all trying to find Foxy."

While this missing celebrity might not be getting as much press as, say, Angelina Jolie would if she vanished, Brown’s absence is more than a little suspicious. Just days before her flight to London, Foxy was the victim of a nasty assault that left her with a broken hearing aid and some torn hair weaves.

Maybe Foxy just needs some time to reflect.