Britney Spears reportedly stormed out of a photo shoot for her new perfume last week and refused to return. Page Six reports:

"There was a shoot last week in L.A. for a new perfume she’s coming out with and something happened," a source says. "She got very upset and stormed out of the shoot and wouldn’t come back. She is not listening to anyone and doing exactly what she wants. But sometimes she doesn’t know best."

That’s what those silly directors get for trying to get Britney to act like a grown-up. Her perfume probably smells like a truck stop bathroom where all the hookers hang out.

Less than 90 days ago, Britney Spears left Promises rehab and the word from her handlers was that she had conquered her demons. This followed a bizarre 24 hours when she shaved her head, cried outside Kevin Federline’s house and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. Soon after leaving rehab, however, Britney made it clear that she felt she never had a drinking problem and was forced to go to rehab against her will. So it shouldn’t be surprising to hear that she’s once again drinking at all the Hollywood hot spots. Us magazine says:

The singer – who has repeatedly denied having a problem with alcohol – was seen kicking back several rounds of cocktails on June 15.

Spears, 25, hit West Hollywood hot spot Lola’s and hung out with four pals at a private table on the bar’s back patio.

“She had two Jack [Daniels] and Cokes and an orange-flavored martini,” Lola’s manager, Sylvie Haines, tells Us Weekly, adding that “her whole visit was pretty low-key and she didn’t seem drunk.”

Just one Jack Daniels shot is enough to get a grown man a DUI. If Britney didn’t appear drunk, then 2 Jacks and a martini must be like orange juice in the morning for her. No wonder Britney’s mom said she doesn’t want Britney’s sister around her alone, and without any supervision.

Isn’t that great?

According to the New York Post, Lindsay Lohan has a new buddy, a New York socialite, who, from the looks of it, is Lohan’s kind of gal.

LINDSAY Lohan has made a new friend at Promises rehab center in Malibu – disgraced New York socialite Dori Cooperman, who entered Promises for help with prescription pills and booze two weeks ago after she checked out of the Meadows rehab clinic in Arizona because it wasn’t "cool" enough. Cooperman "had been talking about going to rehab for a while," said one of her pals. In April, Cooperman was arrested on forgery and larceny charges for swiping a neighbor’s $4,300 check and depositing it.

Stay tuned…this is gonna be good.

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According to the National Ledger, Dina Lohan didn’t show up in family court Friday. 

The excuse offered by her attorney?  That the devoted Dina was rushing to tend to daughter Lindsay Lohan.

Lying Momma Lohan may want to get a new travel agent and start reading the papers.  Lindsay checked into Promises in Malibu May 29th and everybody knows that before Friday, her mother hadn’t yet bothered to pay the rehabbing star a visit.

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