Paris Hilton insists she is carrying on the legacy of legendary blondes like Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana (Princess of Wales), and has declared herself this decade’s “iconic blonde”. The hotel heiress is annoyed that people mistake her for a dumb blonde, and claims she is really a savvy businesswoman. She did however, lose a German contract due to her excessive partying, and because she did not fulfill the requirement in the contract of becoming a savvy business woman.

She tells British newspaper The Sunday Times, “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana, and right now, I’m that icon. “I read these stories about me starting fights and saying stupid stuff. I’ve become a cartoon. “Nobody seems to get that how I am on The Simple Life is a character. I even know what a (US discount store) Wal-Mart is. “I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb, but we know exactly what we’re doing. We’re smart blondes.”

I laugh myself silly every time I see another statement from Paris. She is a professional liar. If a person believed everything she said, they’d have to be committed to a mental institution for a case of severe confusion. Besides being a liar, Paris really thinks she’s all that plus a bag of chips. Comparing herself to Princess Diana, c’mon. Not even a close comparison. Someone really has to let the air out of this Paris blowup doll.

Latest: Italian officials have banned the publication of further autopsy details of late British royal Princess Diana Of Wales.

The ruling comes after Italian magazine Chi and Spanish publication interview both decided to run a photograph on Friday, which shows an attending paramedic placing an oxygen mask over Diana’s face in the wreckage of the car which fatally cashed in Paris, France, in August 1997.

Italian authorities say the publication “clearly violates the dignity of the person concerned.”