About 5 p.m. tonight the paparazzi started chasing Britney Spears, just like they did Princess Diana. A guy on a motorcycle who follows celebrities then tips the paparazzi as to their location, also known as a spotter, was run completely over allegedly by the thugs from X17. Reports say the guy has a broken back, broken arms, and broken legs. At the time of the accident the poor guy had what appeared to be a seizure before he fell unconscious. The victim of the alleged X17 paparazzi is in critical condition, and may not make it. I wonder if the alleged X17 thugs even stopped to make sure the guy was okay. With the craziness surrounding Britney her kids are safer with their father Kevin most of the time.

Paparazzi chased Prince William and on again girlfriend Kate Middleton on Friday as they left Boujis night club in London. The aggressive pursuit coincided with the start of an inquiry this week into his mother’s death in a 1997 car crash after being followed by photographers. The spokesman said:

"Having already been photographed leaving the club, he and Kate Middleton were then pursued in his car by photographers on motorcycles, in vehicles and on foot. The aggressive pursuit was potentially dangerous and worrying for them."

Knowing that Princess Diana died trying to run from the paparazzi, how about a different approach, like not running. It’s not like they’re being chased by a pack of hungry wolves that want to eat them alive. Just drive and walk at a safe speed, and no one gets hurt. See how easy it is to solve problems? Some say I’m a genius, but it’s just common sense, and those people who say I’m a genius are retarded. No really, they’re retards. They drool when they talk, and call me their king. The retards say, "Look, him use fork, and able to tie shoes."

Avril Lavigne made it clear in her Q Magazine interview that she is a total b!tch. Here’s what she said:

On her polarizing personality:
"People love me and people hate me, but I’m comfortable in my own skin and that’s what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you’re the loser, not me."

On her competition:
"Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I’m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It’s good if you’re not easily ignored. And I’m not."

On her generosity:
"I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ’Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ’workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money."

Avril is not easily ignored, but I wish Criss Angel would make her disappear along with Britney Spears. Looks like this report has a typo. Avril loaded six boxes of stuff, and told her assistant to take it to "Karina" not Katrina. That explains why the stuff ended up at her friend Karina’s house instead of in the hands of Katrina victims. I’ll bet if you asked Avril to point to New Orleans on a world globe, she’d hold her middle finger in her face, then stick it where the sun don’t shine. Sounds like Avril is doing her part by employing illegal aliens that "don’t make much money," so she gives them stuff, like her old cigarette butts, and canned dog food. Princess Diana may be gone, but thankfully we still have Avril.

According to Page Six, John Stamos won’t be welcome Down Under again any time soon–and, no, that’s not a euphemism. Some local news correspondents speculated that Uncle Jesse might have been "in the cups" during interviews on several TV shows in Australia.

The "ER" star was called "bleary-eyed, staggering and slurring," as well as "tired and emotional," by a Sydney newspaper after appearing on several TV shows in a highly disheveled state. Interviewer Kerri-Ann Kennerley noted, "It was a bit like he’d perhaps come from a hotel minibar." In one memorable moment, Stamos likened himself to Elvis Presley and Princess Diana, quipping: "Who else has died? My career after coming to Australia." He later blamed his weird state on jet lag.

Jet lag? Really? Even Paula Abdul could have come up with a better excuse than that, my friend. How about you put down the dirty martini next time and throw another shrimp on the barbie? Still, I wouldn’t kick him outta bed for eating garlic olives. I’m jussayin’.

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Prince William’s girlfriend Kate Middleton looks ticked off, after picking up a £100 parking fine.

Brunette Kate, 24, put her VW Golf in her usual spot outside her new flat in Chelsea, West London, but hadn’t noticed that a sign saying residents’ parking had been suspended.

A stone-hearted warden issued the fine despite her protestations. An onlooker said: “To add insult to injury, he didn’t seem to recognize her and gave her a talking to.”

These may be the last pictures you will see of Kate for a while. Prince William is very concerned that Kate could have the same fate as his mother Princess Diana if the photogs don’t stop hounding her. Several major media outlets have now voluntarily banned using any pictures of Kate. That doesn’t mean there won’t be pictures of Kate when she is with Prince William.