Even though Chelsy Davy (22) accused Prince Harry (23) of being a Playboy and announcing they were over, it seems Chelsy has come crawling back. The other night Chelsy was dropped off at Harry’s central London home, and the two spent the night together. These two just can’t keep their hands off each other.

According to a source, Chelsy Davy heard Prince Harry whispering a phone conversation, so she looked at his phone, and found text messages that made her furious. Chelsy then had a big fight with Prince Harry, and they broke up. The source said the test messages were to other girls, and Chelsy demanded that Prince Harry remain loyal only to her. A Prince does what a Prince wants, because he’s royalty. Chelsy is better off with a normal guy who is willing to give up the pleasures of life to settle for a bitter nut.

After three years of dating Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy have ended their relationship. Reports say it was Chelsy who broke it off because she said Harry wasn’t committed enough to her, and was still a playboy. I’m sure Harry won’t have trouble finding another girlfriend. He’s probably out drinking right now hooking up with his future princess.

David Linley (45) is the royal that was not supposed to be named in the blackmail extortion plot in which two men were arrested after demanding money. The two men demanded £50,000 from 45-year-old Linley in return for footage allegedly showing a royal aide talking of gay sex with him. The aide is also allegedly seen on a video tape taking cocaine from an envelope embossed with Linley’s name. Talking about gay sex? Ha ha ha ha ha! That’s why they were only asking for £50,000, it’s not even a sex tape.

About the Lord, David Albert Charles Armstrong-Jones, Viscount Linley (born 3 November 1961), known professionally as David Linley, is a member of the British Royal Family, the son of Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon and 12th in the line of succession to the British throne. Lord Linley also has a relationship with Oprah … he made her a desk. Lord Linley is a manufacturer of furniture, upholstery and interior design products known for their neoclassical appearance, dramatic use of inlaid woods, and attractiveness to high-profile clients, such as Oprah.

It’s just too bad it wasn’t Prince Harry.

A rumor is now circulating that a British Royal sex tape exists, and two men were arrested back on September 11 for trying to blackmail an unidentified British Royal to get money in exchange for not releasing the tape to the public. If the tape does exist who might that Royal person be? Hmmm. I’m going to take a wild guess here and say it could be Dirty Harry, allegedly. The AP says:

LONDON, England (AP) — Police have arrested two men over an attempt to blackmail a member of the British royal family with an alleged sex tape, a newspaper reported. Buckingham Palace could not immediately be reached for comment about the report. The Sunday Times said the pair had approached the unnamed family member and demanded 50,000 pounds ($100,000) not to publicize a video allegedly showing the royal engaged in a sex act. The blackmailers also claimed to have evidence suggesting the royal had supplied an aide with an envelope containing cocaine, the newspaper said. The newspaper said it could not identify the royal family member for legal reasons. It said the blackmailers’ target contacted police and two suspects were arrested at a London hotel on September 11 after an undercover police operation.

Buckingham Palace could not immediately be reached for comment.

In response to questions about the report, the Metropolitan Police said only that two men, aged 30 and 40, had appeared at a London court on September 13 charged with blackmail. They were ordered detained until a hearing at London’s Central Criminal Court on December 20. The force would give no details of the case or identify the suspects.

With the British Royals always acting so civilized and proper, a sex tape sounds like it might put me to sleep. The only sex tape coming from British Royals that would be shocking, is one that showed Prince Harry and Prince William having gay sex with each other, and yet, the tape would still be painfully boring.