Sources (her friends) are saying that Jessica Simpson could be pregnant:

"Her breasts are positively huge, and she really seems to be taking care of herself."

“She’s not saying anything one way or the other when the subject comes up, but women who put on weight don’t smile when someone suggests they might be pregnant.”

Anyone who actually knows anything about Jessica knows she’s fat, and she even said recently she wants to lose weight for her new movie role. Besides, plastic dolls can’t get pregnant, right? Do they make pregnancy tests for plastic blow-up dolls? If it was legal, you know someone would be making a fortune selling those tests.

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