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Pamela Anderson is Not Pregnant Today

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 22:50:12 +0000

Pamela Anderson, and Rick Salomon, made an appearance at Tryst nightclub in Las Vegas on Wednesday evening for Virgin Airlines. In Touch Weekly had reported that Pam was pregnant, now today OK! magazine says she’s not. Pam has been smoking like a chimney and drinking heavily, so I’m hoping she’s not pregnant. If she was that baby would have shot out and hit someone in the face after Richard Branson threw her around like a rag doll. More like a blow up doll. Although a little cheese dribbled down her leg when she got squeezed, but that’s normal for Pam.

Pamela Anderson is Broke and Pregnant

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 01:29:19 +0000

Kid Rock was on Howard Stern when he talked about how Pamela Anderson was broke when he married her. Then we hear she slept with Rick Salomon to settle a gambling debt, then married him, and now In Touch Weekly claims Pam is two months pregnant. Pam has Hepatitis C. Here’s more about the baby’s risk of catching Hepatitis C:

If a pregnant woman has risk factors for hepatitis C, she should be tested for antibodies against HCV. About four out of every hundred infants born to HCV infected women become infected. The virus is spread to the baby at the time of birth. There is no treatment that can prevent this from happening.

Being a celebrity is a degenerative disease that is incurable, and causes a decreased ability to reason, leading ultimately to harm of the individual or others. Pam is a text book case. She’s not stupid though. When Pam was married to Kid she said she had a miscarriage. Kid filed for divorce before she got pregnant again. Very smart. Rick on the other hand, might have knocked up Pam plus he married her. Rick has just entered the double jeopardy round of his future legal problems with Pam.

Jennifer Lopez Pregnant with Twins

Hollywood Grind — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 06:11:59 +0000

Yesterday we posted these pictures of Jennifer Lopez looking very pregnant, and we took a survey to see what readers thought. Click here to see the results. Now Page Six, and Extra, are both saying Lopez is not only pregnant, but she’s pregnant with twins, and she’ll be announcing soon. Holding your breath in hopes she’ll announce could be hazardous to your health.

Angelina Jolie Has Bigger Boobs

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:42:42 +0000

Angelina Jolie has been accused of being anorexic over and over again, but this is a first. In Touch says Angelina is still growing in all the right places. Page Six says:

Her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch’s plans for this week’s cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?" To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider. In Touch claims Jolie gained 10 pounds in her chest, but conveniently cropped the photo above her flat stomach. "When Angelina showed up looking so skinny, they bought the photos," our source said. The mag says, "The most striking area of Angelina’s weight gain is in her chest.â€

Emaciated implies anorexia or starvation, so how do boobs gain 10 lbs when she isn’t eating? Probably the same way In Touch claims she’s pregnant when she’s not. If Angelina had found something to make her boobs grow 10 lbs overnight without surgery, women from all over the world would be at her doorstep following her like the second coming of Jesus. I don’t pay that much attention to Angelina these days, and I would if her boobs had grown bigger. In fact I’d be writing about her all day, and I’d have a new category called "boob watch."

Jennifer Lopez is Pregnant

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:58:06 +0000

Jennifer Lopez is finally putting the pregnancy rumors to rest. How? By getting knocked up. Like Christina Aguilera, Lopez doesn’t want nunya gettin in her bizness. However, when this picture was taken at a recent show, she definitely looked pregnant "in my opinion." See what I did there? I avoided liability by saying "in my opinion." See I did it again. I must be some kind of legal genius.

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Halle Berry Gets Death Threats

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 16:42:58 +0000

Halle Berry had to hire security after receiving death threats against her and her fetus. Here’s more:

Berry, who is three months pregnant, has received letters at her LA home from an anonymous sicko. One said she and her child would be "cut into hundreds of pieces". Halle, 41, who has a white father and an African-American mother, is expecting her first child with white Canadian model Gabriel Aubry. A source close to the actress said: "Halle does not normally use security but she has taken on a couple of guys to make sure." Police are investigating the threats.

Just because Halle is part black that makes the threat racist? The person who wrote the article probably wrote the letter to Halle while listening to Ice Cube’s Death Certificate on their iPod. I can think of a few suspects that might like to have themselves an oreo cookie baby such as Britney Spears, Kirstie Alley, and the bad boy from Sesame Street … the Cookie Monster.

Christina Aguilera is Growing

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:31:16 +0000

Christina Aguilera may not want to admit it publicly, but she is…well I’m just gonna say it…she’s pregnant. I’m not sure how she made her boobs look smaller than her belly. My theory is duct tape and bungee cords. Unlike Nicole Richie who looks like a pregnant troll, Christina is beautiful, even when she’s not smiling. If she adjusted that lipstick a little she could make it look like she’s smiling, just like clowns do.

Nicole Richie Pregnant in a Bikini

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:21:53 +0000

Here are more pictures of Nicole Richie in a bikini in Hawaii. Nicole looks just like the girls I’d see at a swimming hole in the deep south. All the girls there wore bikinis, and although most were under the age of 16 and pregnant, the rest looked pregnant even though they’re not, because in the deep south 17 is considered old. If Nicole chained me to a bed post and gave me the choice of having sex with her, or chewing off my hand, I’d chew off my hand, and learn to masturbate with my other hand.

Miley Cyrus is Pregnant

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:16:11 +0000

Miley Cyrus (aka Destiny Hope "Miley" Cyrus) stars as Miley Stewart in Hannah Montana, and she is the daughter of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus. The false rumor today is that Miley, who is 14 years-old, is pregnant. It doesn’t help that Disney sells the image of underaged sexy girls in school girl outfits. Disney is sneaky. Their target audience includes teenage girls that want to look sexy and slutty like Miley, teenage boys that masturbate using Miley’s school girl images, and middle aged pedophiles. Few people know the original name of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves was originally Snow White and the Seven Well Hung Dwarves.

Morning Puke on Live Television

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:38:58 +0000

Live television is fun. Anything can happen, even projectile vomiting. Did this Swedish game show host Eva Nazemson puke because of menstrual cramps, or did the condom break on her last one-night-stand? Just an FYI: Condoms break 100% of the time, which is why guys agree to use them.

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