Pamela Anderson, and Rick Salomon, made an appearance at Tryst nightclub in Las Vegas on Wednesday evening for Virgin Airlines. In Touch Weekly had reported that Pam was pregnant, now today OK! magazine says she’s not. Pam has been smoking like a chimney and drinking heavily, so I’m hoping she’s not pregnant. If she was that baby would have shot out and hit someone in the face after Richard Branson threw her around like a rag doll. More like a blow up doll. Although a little cheese dribbled down her leg when she got squeezed, but that’s normal for Pam.

Kid Rock was on Howard Stern when he talked about how Pamela Anderson was broke when he married her. Then we hear she slept with Rick Salomon to settle a gambling debt, then married him, and now In Touch Weekly claims Pam is two months pregnant. Pam has Hepatitis C. Here’s more about the baby’s risk of catching Hepatitis C:

If a pregnant woman has risk factors for hepatitis C, she should be tested for antibodies against HCV. About four out of every hundred infants born to HCV infected women become infected. The virus is spread to the baby at the time of birth. There is no treatment that can prevent this from happening.

Being a celebrity is a degenerative disease that is incurable, and causes a decreased ability to reason, leading ultimately to harm of the individual or others. Pam is a text book case. She’s not stupid though. When Pam was married to Kid she said she had a miscarriage. Kid filed for divorce before she got pregnant again. Very smart. Rick on the other hand, might have knocked up Pam plus he married her. Rick has just entered the double jeopardy round of his future legal problems with Pam.

Yesterday we posted these pictures of Jennifer Lopez looking very pregnant, and we took a survey to see what readers thought. Click here to see the results. Now Page Six, and Extra, are both saying Lopez is not only pregnant, but she’s pregnant with twins, and she’ll be announcing soon. Holding your breath in hopes she’ll announce could be hazardous to your health.

Angelina Jolie has been accused of being anorexic over and over again, but this is a first. In Touch says Angelina is still growing in all the right places. Page Six says:

Her emaciated stomach nearly ruined In Touch’s plans for this week’s cover: "Is Angelina Jolie pregnant?" To protect its story, the glossy bought exclusive rights to the shots of her taut torso "so no other weeklies could run them," said an insider. In Touch claims Jolie gained 10 pounds in her chest, but conveniently cropped the photo above her flat stomach. "When Angelina showed up looking so skinny, they bought the photos," our source said. The mag says, "The most striking area of Angelina’s weight gain is in her chest.”

Emaciated implies anorexia or starvation, so how do boobs gain 10 lbs when she isn’t eating? Probably the same way In Touch claims she’s pregnant when she’s not. If Angelina had found something to make her boobs grow 10 lbs overnight without surgery, women from all over the world would be at her doorstep following her like the second coming of Jesus. I don’t pay that much attention to Angelina these days, and I would if her boobs had grown bigger. In fact I’d be writing about her all day, and I’d have a new category called "boob watch."

Jennifer Lopez is finally putting the pregnancy rumors to rest. How? By getting knocked up. Like Christina Aguilera, Lopez doesn’t want nunya gettin in her bizness. However, when this picture was taken at a recent show, she definitely looked pregnant "in my opinion." See what I did there? I avoided liability by saying "in my opinion." See I did it again. I must be some kind of legal genius.