While performing in Germany Victoria Beckham had $11,500 worth of shoes, clothes, and jewelry stolen. A source said:

"Victoria’s post-show high was ruined when she noticed stuff had been nicked. All the other girls’ dressing rooms were untouched, but somebody had clearly been rifling through Victoria’s possessions. She was very upset. Fashion means everything to her. She keeps all her old outfits in storage."

Be on the lookout for one of the stolen items, a red satin dressing robe, that had Mrs Beckham printed on the front, and Posh printed on the back.

There’s no other way to describe it, though US Weekly will surely try to flesh it out with gory details in this week’s cover story.

And, before all you Britney Spears fans come out of the woodwork to defend her in the comments and tell us to "leave her alone" and "let her go about her business" please take a moment to reflect on Brit-Brit’s recent behavior.

Inappropriate dress for dinner with the tots. Snubbing Victoria Beckham, as if Posh is beneath her. And weaponizing baby bottles and making expletive-laced threats in public.

Those who really love Britney should be alarmed, concerned, and fearful for her safety and the safety of her children.

Plus, somebody should really look into some kind of "Big Sister" program for her. If she’s so lonely that she’ll hop into a hotel pool with any ol’ extra from a video shoot and then smile for the camera, perhaps what Britney really needs is just a friend.

One who won’t sell their camera phone pics to the tabloids.

The guest list read like a Who’s Who in Hollywood and then some.

Predictably, Jada Pinkett Smith looked angry.

Avoiding smiling at all costs, Victoria Beckham teetered around on the most strippified, stripper shoes we’ve ever seen while narrowly avoiding flashing the cameras. Hey guys! Check out my new wax!!

And Katie Holmes appeared demure, classy and gorgeous as she towered over hubby Tom Cruise. Hey guys! Never mind Posh, check out the heels on MY shoes!

Also present to get their pictures taken…er…welcome the Beckhams were Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, Brooke Shields and husband Chris Henchy, and pretty much anyone else who doesn’t want to be on Jada’s bad side. Hey guys! You better not be writing mean things about my very close friends, the amazing and wonderful Cruises.

We’re not kidding…she gives the scariest evil looks.

Check out Jada’s mean eyes and see lots more photos…

TMZ has just revealed that Paris Hilton is whoring herself out in more arena: denim.

"Sources tell TMZ that the former jailbird flew to San Francisco on Wednesday for a top secret meeting with Macy’s executives to discuss her new denim line. Let’s hope they’re not crotchless! We’re told the reaction from Macy’s was amazing, so expect to see Paris jeans at a mall near you…"

She’s got some slutty, er, stiff competition, as Posh Spice Beckham has just started her own line of denim as well. Why don’t they just team up? The sizes would be simple: easy peasy, somewhat slutty, and full-bore-whore.

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Rumors are flying that Tom Cruise is not happy with the Posh situation and that he and Katie Holmes are fighting about her close relationship with the British swizzle stick.

They say he’s not happy that Katie cut her hair into that cute bob, at the urging of Victoria Beckham. He has said that he prefers long hair.

Apparently he doesn’t like Katie’s new BFF guiding her wardrobe choices, either, and frankly who can blame him. Who wants their wife to morph into a PoshTart?

Tom, make up your mind! You either want a moldable young companion or you don’t.

When she allowed you to start calling her Kate and to provide an escort any time she left the house, you probably thought her receptiveness to direction was "cute" and "handy"…perhaps even "helpful to your career."

Getting all ticked because you’re not the only Svengali in town? Please. Live by the sword. Die by the sword, my friend.

The movers pick up the Beckham’s cleats and corsets Wednesday and they’ll soon be your neighbors. The British invasion has just begun.

Goody! Bet cutie-pie Suri can’t wait.