Katee Holmes, the wanna be porn star that pissed off the real Katie Holmes by trashing her good name, has created a website that counts down the days, minutes and seconds until she’s deflowered on camera (T-minus 26 days and counting!). This is taking longer than it took for the real Katie to get deflowered by Tom Cruise, in my opinion.

Katie Holmes (above) is unhappy that an 18 year-old student at the Fashion Institute of Design in Orange County, California changed her name to Katee Holmes (below), and will lose her virginity in a porn movie.

Katee says, "I know it’s pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured a movie was the best place for me to lose it. How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?"

When faced with the decision to either go to school to become a doctor, or something, as Katee always dreamed, she chose to have sex and get paid, just like the real Katie.

A spokeswoman for Cruise said, "Obviously, Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it." (source)

Over the weekend Kim Kardashian was in Miami over the weekend with Scott Storch, ug. She was wearing the most beautiful dress, that she apparently bought on Ebay! The amateur porn star just made $5 million dollars in a settlement from Vivid Video, but she’s still ghetto a bargain shopper. Click here to see her in the dress.

Does Nicky Hilton shop on Ebay too?

Kim Kardashian is trying her hand at spinning records as a DJ in Miami South Beach, just like Lindsay Lohan. Don’tcha just love that open mouth porn star look Kim always has. Thanks to her amateur porn video with Ray J she’s now $5 million dollars richer after the Vivid Video settlement, and she’s looking really hot. I absolutely love that dress. Raaarrrrr. All the pictures are lovely until you get to the ones with that hideous monster Scott Storch. He only looks right on Halloween.