Rose McGowan was being considered for a starring role in “Speed Racer,” but the studio felt her plastic surgery left her unrecognizable. Here’s more:

McGowan, 34, has admitted to having plastic surgery for an eye injury related to a car accident. But casting skeptics suspect she has had much more done, and that it cost her the role. "The studio felt like she was hard to recognize and worried that by the time the movie hit theaters, fans might not know who she was," says our insider.

When has plastic surgery stopped an actress from getting a role? You should have seen her before the accident. It’s faces like hers that they make halloween masks out of. In porn plastic surgery is considered a prerequiste. If the report said she didn’t get the role because she was too old to be believable, then I’d believe it. Rose wasn’t the only one passed over. Zac Efron was up for the title role, but wasn’t the right fit:

”During his auditions, Zac never connected to the romantic lead in the reading,” says our source. “By the second round, the casting crew didn’t feel he was believable as a leading man/hero.”

Zac looks completely gay. The only role he could play as a leading man that would make sense is something that requires a gay man like High School Musical. If they had switched the roles around and had Zac play the girl, and Rose play the guy, then it might have worked.

Rose McGowan and director Robert Rodriquez got engaged the other day. Now that her acting career may be in a bit of a slump she’s resorting to her back up plan. Bang a guy with some money while she’s still hot enough to hook him, then live on his money after the divorce. Men’s back up plan is winning the lottery. Here’s more:

Spies in L.A. report she’s been showing off a new diamond engagement ring from director Robert Rodriguez. McGowan met Rodriguez on the set of "Grindhouse" when he directed her as a peg-legged ex-stripper in his half of the double feature, "Planet Terror." He was soon divorcing his wife.

Not long after these two are married Rose will divorce him, take as much money as she can, and everyone will pat her on the back for screwing over a cheating man. All he’ll have left is one hand full of his manhood, and the other hand full of lottery tickets.

Kim Kardashian will pose for Playboy in a 12 page layout and will be on the December cover. Here’s more:

A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian "will show one boob, and her bare butt." Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial "will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time," says the source. In fact, the source says, Kardashian and Hef are choosing the final photos for the spread today. And of course, scenes from the Playboy shoot will show up in Kardashian’s upcoming E! reality show.

Usually media whores work their way up from non-nude, to partially nude, fully nude, then once no one cares anymore, porn. Kim started with amateur porn and now all of the sudden she’s shy and conservative. Playboy is doing what Krispy Kreme does. They’re giving me something I don’t need, but love to have, and even though I might not like myself for buying it, I just have to have it. This issue will come out around Christmas, and now after seeing Santa’s fat butt, and relatives’ fat butts, I’ll be able to snuggle up to Kim’s gigantic butt as I drift off to sleep with thoughts of Kim riding eight tiny reindeer and sugar plums dancing in my head.

Without having done porn, yet, Tila Tequila is by far the most popular self declared Internet slut. She has over 2 million MySpace friends. Now she’s taking it up a notch, or down below the belt, with her new show on MTV that will include a lot of girls slobbering all over each other. Tila says:

That’s right everyone! I am soooo excited! This is what I have been keeping top secret for soooo long! My new reality show on MTV will be like NO OTHER SHOW ON TELEVISION HISTORY!

…the show will be about me finding love as a BISEXUAL!!!!! THAT IS CRAZY RIGHT? So on my new reality show there will be 16 male contestants and 16 female contestants all fighting for my love….GUYS AGAINST GIRLS….WHO WILL I END UP HOOKING UP WITH????? WILL I BE STRAIGHT OR LESBIAN IN THE END?????

This show would better if people could call in to vote like on American Idol. I can’t wait to see the behind the scenes show, where everyone who had sex with Tila is in a clinic getting treated for an STD on their crotch, and tongue. I don’t want to burst Tila’s bubble, but another show on STDs and unsafe sex isn’t "television history." They show those on PBS all the time, without the bikinis, pillows, and oil wrestling.

Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark for using her image, and her trademarked phrase "That’s Hot," for $500,000 in damages. She also claims Hallmark misappropriated her image and invaded her privacy with the card.

Paris is depicted in Hallmark’s greeting cards showing her in an innocent light using clean and harmless humor. Paris is known for crotch flashing, drug toking, DUI driving, and One Night in Paris home made porn. How could Hallmark try to make Paris seem all Disney? In an alternate universe Paris would have to pay Hallmark for cleaning up her image, and the judge would personally kick her flabby a$$ out of his courtroom with his size 12 cowboy boot. My favorite is the one below. I’m sending that one out for Christmas.

In "I Can’t Believe This Isn’t a FOX Show" news, Internet vixen Tila Tequila is getting her own dating show, with a soft core porn twist.

MySpace phenomenon Tila Tequila is getting a new MTV dating show in which 32 lucky singles compete for her attention — "Bachelor"-style — with one small difference: The contestants are half straight men and half lesbians. It’s twice the sexiness!

Tila will welcome all comers into a mansion, where she will whittle down the contestants each week, until only one man or woman is left standing. MTV is promising that each episode will end with a "dramatic ceremony unlike anything you’ve ever seen before." Alright, we’re a tad bi-curious.

"A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" premieres October 9. May the best sexually adventurous person win!

Coincidentally, Rosie O’Donnell has just applied to be an MTV Production Assistant.

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