Kim Kardashian Has Another Sex Tape

On Friday night Vivid Entertainment sent HG a press release that says they have new Kim Kardashian sex tape footage they will release on their web site soon (Click here to see NSFW). Seems like a very convenient coincidence with the start of Kardashians new show on E! Vivid says:

With the release of a best selling sex tape, a soon-to-be-released Playboy pictorial, countless public appearances and more press than someone who is famous for doing ’nothing’, Kim Kardashian has another venture in the works…A reality TV show! Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s is set to air on E! beginning October 14.

Keeping up with the Kardashians will follow the life and adventures of the 26-year old model, actress and entrepreneur along with sisters Kourtney and Khloe, half sisters Kendall and Kylie, mom Kris and stepfather Bruce. The show is produced by Ryan Seacrest Productions with six episodes constituting the initial season.

While Vivid can’t take all of the credit for Kim’s success, we can let our fans (and Kim’s) know that we’re not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to KimKSuperstar.com. Keep checking the site regularly and if you’re not already a member, be sure to check out what you’ve been missing.

I told ya they should have named that show Ho in Da House. This reminds me of a chicken I used to have, a red hen in fact. She was just a chick when all the other chickens were killed by some neighbor dogs. As she grew up with my dogs she began to think she was a dog. She’d chase the ball around with the dogs. She’d jump on the glass sliding door so I’d let her in the house. She even ate dog food, and when the dogs curled up to sleep, she’d sleep right in the middle next to their belly. It was weird, but a good example of how environment can overcome genetic influence over personality. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I don’t know why Kim is trying to act like a celebrity when everyone knows she’s a whore. Kim should just say "yes" to becoming a porn star for Vivid, and stopping fighting who she really is. Be yourself Kim. Be the best whore you can be.

Kim Kardashian at Ho in Da House Premiere

Kim Kardashian, and family, have a new reality TV show. The show was orignaly slated to be called "Ho Ho Ho in da House", but they went with a more universally understood term for whore which turned out to be simply "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," which really only applies to Kim since she’s the porn star in the show, or at least she’s the only one with a sex tape. The only other person who is even famous is Bruce Jenner, and he’s as wholesome as whole grain Cheerios. I hear they might tape the show in 3-D to get the full effect of Kim’s watermelon sized rack, and boulder sized butt.

Kim Kardashian Nude and Underage Pictures

Eric Ford is being investigated by the FBI after the New York Daily News broke the story that Ford was attempting to sell naked and sexually themed pictures of Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney Kardashian, pictures that were taken when the girls were underage. Gatecrasher says:

It is not yet known who took the photographs, which show the girls naked (although not together) and Kourtney in sexual positions with an unidentified male. Ford represented the pictures as the sisters "having sex with the same man," although we are reliably told this is not the case and that, in fact, the two series of pictures were taken about a year apart. Kim is now 27 and Kourtney is 28, but Kardashian’s rep says the photos were taken when both were younger than 18.

Ford could claim the pictures had "artistic merit," meaning they’re only art and not child pornography. However, the fact that at least one of the girls was in "sexual positions," makes that claim a little tough. Looks like Ford could be in a few sexual positions of his own once he gets behind bars, where he’ll get the welcome sausage over and over again.

Charlie Sheen Sends Denise Richards Colorful Email

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards (pictured above allegedly snorting a white powder after separating from Charlie) are going through the part of their divorce where they fight to the death to prevent the other parent from taking their kids away. Denise is fighting as dirty as it gets. Page six mysteriously got a hold of emails Charlie allegedly wrote to her:

“GO cry to your bald mom, you f**king loser.”

“You are a pig. A sad, jobless pig who is sad and talentless and sad and jobless and evil and a bad mom, so go f**k yourself sad jobless pig,” reads another.

“You are an evil piece of sh!t. I can’t wait to tell the world what a piece of sh!t you are. You don’t get a f**king dime till this is resolved,” says a third e-mail.

Denise’s mom is currently getting chemotherapy for cancer, so she is bald. Charlie doesn’t seem like he’d get mad at Denise’s mom. Why would he? The bald reference makes this look like Denise wrote these emails. The "jobless pig," and "evil piece of sh!t," comments are right on target. At least Denise knows herself, but she lacks "talent" which explains why the emails are unbelievable. Here’s more:

Pictures of Sheen’s "erect penis" that Richards says he used for his profile on sex sites are also included, which Richards claims he e-mailed to "approximately 30 women."

"I’d love to give it to you any time," Sheen wrote to one woman under the screen name "mrjonze55."

Richards says Sheen even visited gay pornography sites - "which I found even more disturbing because I felt that the boys looked underage.”

If Charlie’s lawyer does his job he’ll hire a forensic computer analyst to determine exactly how Denise was able to track all of Charlie’s computer activities, especially the computer activity she alleges after they stopped living together. Not even Perez has tried to out Charlie as being gay, so when Denise says it, well she lacks credibility, especially since she cheated on Charlie which led to the divorce. Denise goes on to talk about Charlie’s rage:

Richards accuses Sheen of punching the headboard of their bed once in a rage, and telling her that by no longer breast-feeding, she was causing their daughter, Sam, to "become retarded."

"He took a large wedding photo off the wall. He had it placed in our garage. He sawed the picture in half and took spray paint and sprayed ’the dumbest day of my life.’”

Denise is retarded so it’s only natural that Charlie would be afraid his daughter might become retarded. I still don’t believe Charlie would call his daughter retarded. He loved retarded Denise despite the fact her intelligence is a little better than a single cell organism. The part I completely believe is when Charlie spray painted "the dumbest day of my life." After all the craziness Charlie has been through in his life he’s right, marrying Denise was the dumbest thing he’s ever done, next to using a penis picture in his dickhead profile.

The Brady Bunch XXX Movie

If Ron Jeremy is the only porn star you recognize in this movie, then you really do live a boring life.