Bruce Willis was spotted on a yacht in Sardinia with his new girlfriend Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Page Six says, "the 36-year-old brunette is definitely his girlfriend". There are stories that just looking at Karen’s Playboy spread can cure flaccid penis syndrome (FPS). Maybe Bruce needed hands on therapy.

Miss April 1989 was arrested over the weekend on an alleged DUI. Oberlin, Ohio police pulled over Jennifer Lyn Jackson and found beer bottles, marijuana, and rolling papers in her car. 

The former bunny managed to blow .077 on the breathalyzer, just sneaking under the state’s .08 limit. That’s like passing with a D minus grade. Not great, but passing nonetheless.

Jackson is pleading not guilty and will appear in court next week. You think Heff will still hire some good lawyers for her?