Candice Michelle, who is known for gracing the pages of Playboy in 2006, and most notably her Godaddy commercials, fell yesterday in a WWE performance and broke her collar bone. She fell when she was standing on the ring ropes, and another wrestler hit the ropes, causing Candice to fall head-first, which could have broken her neck, and probably gave her a closed head injury that will require a few days of observation. This is what happens when you’re top heavy.

Click the link below to see a Candice Godaddy commercial, and a match between her and Christy Hemme.

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On Friday night Vivid Entertainment sent HG a press release that says they have new Kim Kardashian sex tape footage they will release on their web site soon (Click here to see NSFW). Seems like a very convenient coincidence with the start of Kardashians new show on E! Vivid says:

With the release of a best selling sex tape, a soon-to-be-released Playboy pictorial, countless public appearances and more press than someone who is famous for doing ’nothing’, Kim Kardashian has another venture in the works…A reality TV show! Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s is set to air on E! beginning October 14.

Keeping up with the Kardashians will follow the life and adventures of the 26-year old model, actress and entrepreneur along with sisters Kourtney and Khloe, half sisters Kendall and Kylie, mom Kris and stepfather Bruce. The show is produced by Ryan Seacrest Productions with six episodes constituting the initial season.

While Vivid can’t take all of the credit for Kim’s success, we can let our fans (and Kim’s) know that we’re not finished with her sexy escapades on tape. New footage has emerged and will soon be making its way to KimKSuperstar.com. Keep checking the site regularly and if you’re not already a member, be sure to check out what you’ve been missing.

I told ya they should have named that show Ho in Da House. This reminds me of a chicken I used to have, a red hen in fact. She was just a chick when all the other chickens were killed by some neighbor dogs. As she grew up with my dogs she began to think she was a dog. She’d chase the ball around with the dogs. She’d jump on the glass sliding door so I’d let her in the house. She even ate dog food, and when the dogs curled up to sleep, she’d sleep right in the middle next to their belly. It was weird, but a good example of how environment can overcome genetic influence over personality. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I don’t know why Kim is trying to act like a celebrity when everyone knows she’s a whore. Kim should just say "yes" to becoming a porn star for Vivid, and stopping fighting who she really is. Be yourself Kim. Be the best whore you can be.

Lindsay Lohan says of rehab “ it was a sobering experience.” Sounds like some good public relations coaching. Sound candid, and yet spin it to the moon. She sat down with Ok! Magazine after leaving Cirque Lodge and gave them an exclusive interview. What you won’t hear is openness and honesty. What you will hear is spin to brainwash you into believing her, which give credibility to another relapse. OK! reports:

On what her stay at Cirque Lodge taught her:
"It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way."

On her plans to return to the rehab facility:
“I’m going back to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions.”

On her arrests for DUI and cocaine possession:
"I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision."

On returning to Hollywood:
"Tempation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.
“I’m here to stay," she tells OK! with conviction. "My talent is a gift and I’m going to use it."

Director Brett Ratner, who dated Lindsay Lohan briefly, had some words to say about possibly casting her in his Hugh Hefner biopic. He really sums up the talent Lindsay says is a gift. E! Online reports:

"She’s very talented…if she’s sober," he considered, in response to our Q on whether or not the rehabbed hottie could hack it. "She would be great as a Playboy Bunny."

Some might call might say Lindsay is being type-cast as a whore. Some might say she is a whore, and her playing a whore is more like a biopic, in which she plays herself. Michael Lohan has been with Lindsay non-stop since he started visiting her in rehab. Now Michael has even purchased a ring for his girlfriend, which is odd because he was in jail for two years. Where is he getting his money? One person who has not been seen with Lindsay is Dina Lohan, the enabler. Lindsay will also be using her talent to save poor people in South America who can’t afford to buy designer clothes, and stop global warming by cutting down to half a pack of cigarettes a day.

Lindsay also has a new boyfriend, Riley Giles (25), who was in rehab with her in Utah. Sounds healthy. Two former addicts dating each other. In Touch Weekly

“Yes, I am seeing someone. His name is Riley, I am really happy and taking it day by day.” She said, “Going out all the time was very self-destructive. Partying and having all of those pictures taken distracts from the work that I do. It’s not why I started acting. I didn’t get into acting to be written about. I want to act like a woman rather than a teenager. I am doing the best I can.”

Although I secretly have my fingers crossed that Lindsay recovers, and succeeds again, all "those pictures" are being taken because everyone is expecting her to end up in some cheap hotel broke, without the money for rehab, and no mommy or daddy around to help. That’s a happy ending according to Lohan family standards.

Last night at the FOX Reality Really Awards Danny Bonaduce was jumped on by Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay who is 33 (aka Jon Dalton), so Danny threw him off. Danny had to get up onto the stage and let Jonny know he was being booed because he sucked. Not knowing how to save himself he jumped on Danny who had both arms at his side, and started humping away. Naturally Danny dumped him on his face. Jonny filed a police report alleging Danny threw him, and knocked out his teeth. If that guy came running at me I would have held my arm out straight and let him run into my fist of steel. Personal space is about 3 feet from a person. Just try jumping on the next person you see when they aren’t expecting it, and see what happens. No, really, do it. It’ll be fun. Just ask cry baby Jonny.

Officer April Harding told the AP that Jonny (Dalton) stated, "Dalton said he went to hug him and then when he did that, Bonaduce … threw him over his shoulder … and Dalton fell to the ground." He forgot the part about jumping on Bonaduce and humping him. Danny said, "I’m sorry he got hurt."

America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry says on her blog, "Danny Bonaduce Kicks Johnny Fairplays a$$, because of ME!" From the pictures she looks like a doctor, or a scientist, or someone really smart. Wait a second isn’t she running for President? No, on second thought, maybe she’s the girl always holding Fred Thompson’s hand during photo ops. Gosh I love girls that show up to black tie events in bikinis.

Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have been offered $1 million from Playboy to pose nude together. The Sun says:

"Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it." Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.

Pam just payed off a gambling debt with sex, and now she’s engaged to the guy, and Denise is accusing ex Charlie Sheen of being a pedophile to try to get child support. They both are desperate for cash, and it’s not like they haven’t posed naked before. Thankfully Playboy uses photoshop, which can make an old hag look like a young hottie. Britney Spears reportedly offered to pose nude for Hugh Hefner, but he only offered her $400,000, or maybe Britney offered Hef the money. Britney’s bipolar personality confuses me. One minute her nipples are pointing North and South, and the next they’re laser beams causing planes to crash.