In Touch says Vanessa Minnillo might pose nude for Playboy. If she does then dreams do come true. If she doesn’t we’ll always have those nude pictures of her and Nick Lachey on the Internet. Vanessa is out of work, but don’t expect to see her nude again until she wants to shake off that fake good girl image.

Vivid is back with a new 100 minute uncut sex tape for their latest Kim Kardashian Superstar, and they even reopened the website here, plus there’s a NSFW trailer here. Vivid settled with a $5 million check to Kim to pull the first tape off the market, and I’m curious to know if she signed away her rights to stop the second tape. The first one was lame, but maybe the second has all the sugar and spice. The frosting on top is Kim Kardashian leaving a voicemail for her ex Ray J, who sold the tape to Vivid, calling "disgusting" and "sick," but stopping short of calling him greedy, possibly because she got paid too. Click here to listen to the voicemail. Kim just celebrated her nude spread in Playboy, which makes her a hypocrite, and a well paid whore.

According to Gatecrasher:

Kim Kardashian will reveal all in the December issue of Playboy - because, she says, she’s tired of being perceived as "slutty."

What does Kim think an amateur porn movie with Ray J, and posing fully nude for Playboy is, some kind of high class modeling job? Click here to see Kim’s Playboy pictures.

Larry Birkhead, dressed as Darth Vader, was at the Playboy mansion on Saturday when he ran into Paris Hilton, who was dressed as Alice in Whoreland. Paris said, "Oh my, what a big light saber you have." To which Larry eagerly replied, "I am not your father, wanna dance."

What would you have said if you were Larry?

Paris Hilton wore a slutty Alice in Wonderland costume last night, and some cheap contacts, to the Playboy Halloween party. Paris says she purchased more than twelve costumes for parties this year, and every one is slutty. The costumes are different, but it’s the same whore underneath each one.