The Marge Simpson pictorial for the November issue of Playboy has arrived, and it looks like she did Maxim too.

The last pic isn’t from Playboy. It seems the cartoon shows have a very creative following in the anime world.

Here’s a spoiler from Marge’s profile. She is 6 feet 6 inches tall if you include her hair.

Marge Simpson will appear on the cover of the November issue of Playboy (above).

Does Playboy even care what their audience wants? Its no wonder their losing money.

Heidi Montag told Ryan Seacrest on his radio show yesterday:

"Always leave them asking for more. Next time, I’ll have more to reveal."

Tease.

"For me personally, I feel like God created the body, and the body is beautiful. The way God created us was n*ked. So I am not ashamed of it. I’m proud of it. This was such a blessed experience."

Liar.

If Heidi really believed that she would have taken it all off the first time. Playboy forgot the golden rule with a tease, either put out or get out. Playboy has already wasted their money printing pictures that aren’t worthy of Maxim. We wouldn’t even buy Heidi dinner unless she put out first, and then we’d consider buying dinner on the next date … except there wouldn’t be a next date, because Heidi would talk about Jesus the whole time, and we’d end up with a headache.

Playboy should feel really used right about now.

Heidi Montag posed for Playboy, and didn’t show anything more than anyone could see of her on a beach that requires at least a bikini.

I have to give more credit to Agyness Deyn for showing us the goods, while getting paid far less, and garnering far less publicity. In fact I criticized Deyn for taking it all off, but not getting much for the effort, especially since her body is only fair, whereas Heidi has surgical enhancements, and othe nice natural features.

Despite Heidi’s physical, and surgical advantage, she gave Playboy a half-a$$ed effort, just like she gave her stint in the jungle where she cried and cried and cried, until she made herself sick enough to go home. While I may have called Deyn’s photoshoot without clothes on pointless, I’d call Heidi’s useless and unsatisfying, especially considering the fact that Playboy is a magazine aimed to assist men with self satisfaction.

Playboy needs someone with some taste, and a sense of what men find intoxicatingly beautiful, to run their company before it completely fades aways into history. If Playboy could spend their last penny on something useful, it should be a time machine so they could go back and decide against publishing pictures of Heidi Montag in their magazine. Afterall, even Maxim has more revealing pictures than this photoshoot.

Carlie Christine was fired as the cheerleading coach at Casa Robles High School in California. Several girls who didn’t make the cheerleading squad told their parents Christine had posed for Playboy, and is in fact Playboy’s cyber girl of the week. The parents then reported the coach to the Principal who then fired Christine.

Sounds like typical catty teen girls seeking revenge.

The pictures that got Carlie Christine fired can be viewed here.