According to The Mirror, Lindsay Lohan has reconciled with Calum Best and is looking forward to more peaceful living after she leaves rehab.

Fresh from rehab, the actress – who was 21 on Monday – says she’s looking forward to calmer days with Calum in tow.

"I have a boyfriend now and pretty soon I’ll be going home to LA, so everything will become much calmer," she says.

The folks in these pictures, reportedly from a Malibu party over the July 4th holiday, may beg to differ.

The man Lohan is on, doesn’t appear to be Best, and that doesn’t look very calm, though she does a remarkable job of protecting her cigarettes, dontcha think?

Of course, everything is relative and for the famed partier, this may be a quiet night. There certainly isn’t any obvious evidence of cocaine or alcohol. It’s an improvement, regardless.

Plus, could you swear that’s Lindsay and not Mom Dina in these pics?

Didn’t think so.

This illustration from Pretty On The Outside captures the spirit of Paris Hilton’s escape to Hawaii.

Page Six is reporting that Hilton’s time in Hawaii was filled with the same antics we’ve learned to loathe, with Hilton in cahoots with the paparazzi and snubbing the locals.

"The paparazzi told us that Paris calls them herself," said a different source, who claimed a lensman told him, "We love her. She lets us know where she’s going to be so we can take as many pictures as we want."

The Four Seasons guest reinforced that impression, noting, "She was shopping at the Wailea concourse, strutting around, posing for the cameras. It was disgusting."

But Hilton didn’t tell the paparazzi what she was doing at night. "She slipped out of the hotel and went to the club at the Hyatt a couple of times," we’re told. "She made friends with a couple of local guys and made out with them there. I guess she didn’t want pictures of herself doing that."

Hilton’s loyal lapdog/publicist Elliot Mintz denies it all, claiming the reports to be a fabrication.

Who are we to believe? A lackey on the Paris payroll. Or the upstanding citizens and tourists of the islands.

Yup. A no-brainer.

It’s not clear from these pictures whether Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel and that unidentified schmoe are jogging or merely trying to outrun photogs or rabid Norwegian fans.

Could be they’re just trying to burn off that visit to Friday’s. We all know what that’s like.

Golfer Tiger Woods, 31, has introduced he and wife Elin’s new daughter, Sam Alexis, 1 week, on his website this morning. Late last week, Tiger announced he will be skipping the Buick Open to spend more time settling in with his new baby. Baby pictures makes Mondays a little better.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Venice Beach Wednesday bicycling and roller blading with some friends. Sure sounds fun and innocent, except Lindsay is in rehab at Promises. Do they let people out for crack breaks, and trips to their dealer to get high too? I’ll bet rehab wasn’t this easy for everyone. Lindsay really tried hard to avoid attention from the Paparazzi, like briefly putting her cowboy hat in front of her face, that’s so Britney. To attract even less attention Lindsay rode around on a bike in her bikini, and when the photogs weren’t taking enough pictures, she took her shirt off.

If Lindsay really wants to stop all the attention she gets then she needs to create a distraction, like putting on a Paris Hilton mask and robbing a bank.