Do your eyes still work after that?

We don’t really have much to say about this sacrilege.

Um…Dane Cook is no John Lennon, but we appreciate him wearing underwear.

Let’s hope that the very cute Jessica Alba was photoshopped into that poster and didn’t have to pose with the nearly naked Mr. Cook.

Does this make anyone want to see this movie?

And, to remind folks of the art that inspired this lame campaign. Behold the image below and read more about its cultural prominence as a Rolling Stone magazine cover here.

Britney Spears (25) went on a three-day vacation, and stayed at the Four Seasons in Punta Mita, 26 miles from Puerto Vallarta. She’s been running around in a thong bikini. The other day we posted another set of pictures, but someone must have done a little photoshop work, because this new set of pictures shows a butt that a 90 year old woman would have. Gross!

Radar Online has apparently caught Star magazine faking another story. On Star’s cover they report "Jen’s $5 Million Tell-All!" The picture was altered to look like Jennifer Aniston (38) was carrying a manuscript she’s allegedly shopping around to publishers about her days with Brad Pitt. Asked about the manipulation, an AMI spokesperson said, "Every magazine in this category chooses cover photos that best describe the story." Does that include using Photoshop to remove the sunglasses Jen was carrying?

Jen is making signature smartwater bottles that will be in stores this July, and will appear in an upcoming campaign shot by famed photographer Mario Testino.

“We were thrilled that Jennifer discovered Smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,” said Rohan Oza, smartwater’s senior vice president of marketing. “To us, Jennifer truly embodies what Smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.”

According to a statement released by the company, “Jennifer became an immediate fan. She believes so much in smartwater that she recently became an investor in the company and is even getting actively involved in the business.”

I wonder if a company will ever market Smart Air with the tag line, "It’s better than the air you breathe." Strange idea right? Or is it a Smart Idea? It seems anything can be marketed these days, as long as you put the right face on the product.

People reports, Jen spent Memorial Day weekend getting cozy with a handsome mystery man with dirty-blond hair.

Although his identity remains in question, one thing’s for sure: During a romantic dinner at Santa Monica’s One Pico restaurant in the Shutters Hotel on Saturday, he had the actress’s undivided attention.

At 8 p.m. the pair slipped into the beachfront eatery with Aniston’s man gently rubbing her back as they waited for a table.

For the next three hours the duo talked by candlelight over a bottle of San Pellegrino, leaning in close and, at one point, even holding hands across the table.