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Britney Spears Fakes it in Allure

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 16 Aug 2007 18:52:38 +0000

Allure Magazine used Photoshop to create the illusion that Britney Spears is still hot. She is a mom with two kids, has been banged by countless guys, drinks fattening Starbucks frappuccinos like water, leaves a trail of Cheeto cheese dust everywhere she goes, has chunks of cottage cheese on her thighs, smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish, was voted most likely to relapse in rehab, and the Allure readers are supposed to believe Britney still looks like she did before she had kids. Next they’ll be saying those pictures of UFOs are all real too.

Kelly Clarkson Admits She Was Wrong, Clive Davis is a Genius

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 12:47:47 +0000

Regardless of whether she posted the following on her Web site because her new manager insisted or because she went to Wikipedia and looked Clive Davis up, Kelly Clarkson has reversed her previous Davis-is-old-and-doesn’t-know-crap position, claiming to have been misunderstood and misrepresented by the media.

Contrary to recent characterizations in the press, I’m well aware that Clive is one of the great record men of all time. He has been a key advisor and has been an important force in my success to date. He has also given me respect by releasing my new album when he was not obligated to do so. I really regret how this has turned out and I apologize to those whom I have done disservice. I would never intentionally hurt anyone. I love music, and I love the people I am blessed to work with.

Her previous comments left no room for misunderstanding, so we don’t know who she thinks she’s fooling,

Regardless, it was about time she acknowledged the situation considering the evidence piling up of how right musical genius Davis actually was this time.

No hit singles from My December and disappointing sales. A cancelled tour. Fired managers. A general impression that arrogant Kelly thinks she smarter than the experienced pros around her.

We’d bet that the even photoshopping and stretching of the photo above was at the behest of some established music guys.

All of it makes just heeding advice from the "old guy" seem like a good idea for next time, dontcha think?

Hilary Duff Looks Hot on the the Cover of Swimsuit Issue

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 13:49:18 +0000

The Duffster is looking good! Color us a little surprised. Even her veneers look normal.

Hilary Duff was chosen to grace the cover of US Weekly’s first swimsuit issue.

We’re not loving the bathing suit itself, but we think her body is slammin.

The teaser on the article? “I was obsessed over my weight”

Nicole Richie and John Travolta: Photo(shop)s of What Might Have Been

Hollywood Grind — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 20:40:46 +0000

We’ve been laughing all morning about the photo illustrations at PlanetHiltron.com.

It’s like bizarro photoshop! Instead of making celebrities look thinner, younger, taller, wider-eyed and smoother-skinned, PlanetHiltron has altered pictures to make the stars look more like everyday schmoes.

This picture of macho Hairspray star John Travolta and the one of soon-to-be-mom Nicole Richie below look like people we know from around town. Not pretty.

There’s also a great one of Jennifer Aniston as she might look without the trainers, the buffing, the polishing.

It certainly made us feel better about skipping the gym this morning and having waffles instead. Mmmmm…carbs.

See more pics of celebs like Ashlee Simpson, Carmen Electra and Gwyneth Paltrow brought down a notch in the yearbook section.

Awesome. We’re ordering extra syrup after that.

Janet Jackson is FAT Again

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 23:19:12 +0000

I know there are a lot of readers that complain whenever I call someone FAT, but when you’re selling yourself as slim and sexy then FAT is a disaster for your career. Janet Jackson made an album that bombed, and her career looks like it will never get back on track. She lost a ton of weight, did every magazine cover in existence, which all did photoshop work to make her look even better, and now she’s grieving and eating her way through a failed comeback. Despite her weight gain, Janet’s fat is still healthier than Michael’s addiction to plastic surgery. Maybe Janet should consider gastric band surgery before she eats Jermaine Dupri.

Dane Cook and Jessica Alba Ruin an Iconic Image

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:29:26 +0000

Do your eyes still work after that?

We don’t really have much to say about this sacrilege.

Um…Dane Cook is no John Lennon, but we appreciate him wearing underwear.

Let’s hope that the very cute Jessica Alba was photoshopped into that poster and didn’t have to pose with the nearly naked Mr. Cook.

Does this make anyone want to see this movie?

And, to remind folks of the art that inspired this lame campaign. Behold the image below and read more about its cultural prominence as a Rolling Stone magazine cover here.

Britney Spears in Thong Bikini with Cottage Cheese

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 17:48:10 +0000

Britney Spears (25) went on a three-day vacation, and stayed at the Four Seasons in Punta Mita, 26 miles from Puerto Vallarta. She’s been running around in a thong bikini. The other day we posted another set of pictures, but someone must have done a little photoshop work, because this new set of pictures shows a butt that a 90 year old woman would have. Gross!

Jennifer Aniston Tell All Book is a Fake

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 19:13:55 +0000

Radar Online has apparently caught Star magazine faking another story. On Star’s cover they report "Jen’s $5 Million Tell-All!" The picture was altered to look like Jennifer Aniston (38) was carrying a manuscript she’s allegedly shopping around to publishers about her days with Brad Pitt. Asked about the manipulation, an AMI spokesperson said, "Every magazine in this category chooses cover photos that best describe the story." Does that include using Photoshop to remove the sunglasses Jen was carrying?

Jen is making signature smartwater bottles that will be in stores this July, and will appear in an upcoming campaign shot by famed photographer Mario Testino.

â€œWe were thrilled that Jennifer discovered Smartwater and realized what a difference it makes to her healthy lifestyle,â€ said Rohan Oza, smartwater’s senior vice president of marketing. â€œTo us, Jennifer truly embodies what Smartwater is all about as she combines substance and style like nobody else.â€

According to a statement released by the company, â€œJennifer became an immediate fan. She believes so much in smartwater that she recently became an investor in the company and is even getting actively involved in the business.â€

I wonder if a company will ever market Smart Air with the tag line, "It’s better than the air you breathe." Strange idea right? Or is it a Smart Idea? It seems anything can be marketed these days, as long as you put the right face on the product.

People reports, Jen spent Memorial Day weekend getting cozy with a handsome mystery man with dirty-blond hair.

Although his identity remains in question, one thing’s for sure: During a romantic dinner at Santa Monica’s One Pico restaurant in the Shutters Hotel on Saturday, he had the actress’s undivided attention.

At 8 p.m. the pair slipped into the beachfront eatery with Aniston’s man gently rubbing her back as they waited for a table.

For the next three hours the duo talked by candlelight over a bottle of San Pellegrino, leaning in close and, at one point, even holding hands across the table.

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