This photo of Rumer Willis in the upcoming Anna Faris film is just so…well, strange. For one thing, she looks like an underage stripper with Scoliosis. She bears a striking resemblance to Joan Cusack’s character from Sixteen Candles. And yet this is the hottest she’s ever looked. Now that’s just sad.

Admit it: It’s hard to get mad at celebrities who lash out at the Paparazzi. Especially when they’re hot women. Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards have reportedly reached a settlement with two photographers who had a run-in with the sultry stars last year on the set of their upcoming movie, "Blonde and Blonder."

So the story goes, Richards and Anderson went bonkers on the two paps, calling them f-ing c–ksuckers, scumbags, douche bags, and paparazzi scum. A laptop computer was also thrown from a building, allegedly injuring an elderly, wheelchair-bound woman.

How was this awesome moment not caught on video?! Hopefully someone has it and we’ll get to see it someday.

The settlement details are confidential, but obviously the girls had to cough up some dough. It might have been worth the cash to get to kick a little paparazzi azz, though. Call it a catharsis.

Yes, we know that Britney should be home taking care of her neglected and badly fed children but, with Brit Brit, it’s all about baby steps! Out with cousin Alli, who is trying to become a pop star herself, she actually wore clothes! There is nary a boob or a vajayjay in sight! We’re hoping that this is a glimpse into the future for Britney.

Speaking of the future, check out this futuristic skanky outfit Alli wears in one of the photos on her web site! We no longer have to wonder what hookers will look like in the year 2050!

Lindsay Lohan appears to have made enemies throughout the industry. Now that she’s safely confined to a real rehab facility, folks are coming out of the woodwork to dish on her very bad behavior at an Elle Magazine photo shoot a couple of months ago.

According to the New York Post:

"Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot," said a snitch. "Lindsay, kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper’s Bazaar for other shoots.

They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but . . . Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls." The issue hits stands today, in which she’s asked about the photo shoot and replies, "I wanted everything. There was this Cartier watch, and I was like, ‘What do I have to do to get this watch?’ "

Don’t you wish that just once, someone would answer that kind of question from the likes of Lohan with a simple, "Buy it."

These things come in threes, so along with Britney’s photo shoot shenanigans, we’re sure to hear any day now about another Hollywood bad girl bitching it up as she gets snapped for a magazine cover.

You’d think the headaches would drive the mags back to the more professional and generally more stable supermodels as cover subjects, but it doesn’t.

Despite reports that the police were called by a person allegedly being chased by drug-crazed, intoxicated, SUV-driving Lindsay Lohan the other night, tipsters are indicating that Lohan was the chasee, not the chaser.

Sources connected to Lindsay tell TMZ both Lindsay, who was driving a Denali, and the Escalade in front of her, driven by the mother of Lindsay’s former assistant, were both being chased in a "unsafe and threatening" manner.

We’re told there may have been more than one vehicle chasing the duo, though we do not know the identities of those drivers. We could not confirm if paparazzi were chasing the cars. One thing we do know: there are no known photos of the incidents.

Speculation that the paparazzi were involved is building, but that seems like another convenient excuse. Next we’ll hear that before they chased Lindsay, the paparazzi forced her to shotgun a six-pack and slipped a bag of coke into her front pocket.

Oh…and handcuffed her to the steering wheel and told her that if her speed dipped below 50, a bomb they planted would go off.

Damn photographers.