Apparently Jenna Jameson has gone on the Nicole Richie diet of air, air, and more air…with an occasional diet coke. This is what she looked like for a photo shoot in Malibu on Monday. It’s just sad when you consider that she used to look fairly healthy, as in the photo below. She will definitely have to find a new profession, as she would crack in half if she tried to do a porn flick at this point.

The rumor around town is that Jenna wants Scarlet Johannson to play her in an upcoming biopic but, looking like this, she might want to target Courtney Love.

Lindsay Lohan appears to have made enemies throughout the industry. Now that she’s safely confined to a real rehab facility, folks are coming out of the woodwork to dish on her very bad behavior at an Elle Magazine photo shoot a couple of months ago.

According to the New York Post:

"Louis Vuitton had sent over some samples for her to wear in the shoot," said a snitch. "Lindsay, kept shoving the clothes into her bag, and a stylist’s assistant kept getting them out of the bag, only to have Lindsay keep trying to take them. She ended up walking off with a very expensive shirt and some other items – which screwed Louis Vuitton because they were set to go to Vogue, W and Harper’s Bazaar for other shoots.

They were furious and kept trying to get their clothes back, but . . . Lindsay walked out with them and never returned calls." The issue hits stands today, in which she’s asked about the photo shoot and replies, "I wanted everything. There was this Cartier watch, and I was like, ‘What do I have to do to get this watch?’ "

Don’t you wish that just once, someone would answer that kind of question from the likes of Lohan with a simple, "Buy it."

These things come in threes, so along with Britney’s photo shoot shenanigans, we’re sure to hear any day now about another Hollywood bad girl bitching it up as she gets snapped for a magazine cover.

You’d think the headaches would drive the mags back to the more professional and generally more stable supermodels as cover subjects, but it doesn’t.

Just outside of Lisa Kline clothing store in Beverly Hills, Britney Spears caused a mob of paparazzi to push, shove, fall down, and beg for photos.

OK! doesn’t want to release Britney’s pictures during a photo shoot where she has a mental breakdown. However, we’ve got a collage of some of those pictures below, and some other precious moments.

This just in: Britney Spears may not be stable. Okay, putting all sarcasm aside (or at least some sarcasm), the troubled pop princess has reportedly upped the crazy bar once again.

Stories are swirling around about Britney’s manic behavior on the set of her recent OK! Magazine photo shoot. Rumor has it little miss Spears was acting extremely paranoid, taking a suspicious number of bathroom breaks, and used Chanel and Gucci dresses to wipe up such lovely messes as her greasy hands from the fried chicken she insisted on ordering, and…get this…her dog’s mess on the floor. Now, that’s some good crazy.

Sadly, OK! is claiming they can’t release the photos because they are so unflattering. But don’t worry, someone will undoubtedly release them on the ‘net.

What does this mean for Britney’s career? Absolutely nothing. The nice thing about never having had any kind of tangible credibility is that you don’t have anything to lose. Brit can just do what she wants and let the chips fall where they may. What a country!

One tab shuns her, another puts her on the cover in an "exclusive."

People wasted no time getting Paris Hilton photographed and interviewed. It’s reported that Paris sat for the photo shoot Tuesday, mere hours after being released from the pokey.

You’ve got to think that the interview with Larry King tonight will take some of the wind out of the "exclusive" — which will hit newsstands over the next few days.