Yesterday the Pet Store, Pets of Bel Air, that Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, among others, frequented, was shut down by authorities after it was discovered they had been operating without a license for three years. The store had been accused of purchasing dogs from puppy mills in the midwest. They can reopen once they get their paperwork in order, just in time for Britney to fill another lonely void perhaps before Christmas.

This morning Britney has to be up bright and early so she can be deposed by Kevin Federline’s attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan at 10 am. I expect Britney to be at least several hours late, or even give an illness, or some other excuse so the whole thing has to be rescheduled. Kaplan is patient, especially since Britney is paying Kevin’s legal bills.

The crazy of all crazies, French producer Phillippe Rebboah, wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire titled "Sweet Baby Jesus." The producer told Us Weekly he plans to shoot the film in March, and that Spears is "reviewing the script." Us reports: "Spears, 26, would play a pregnant 19-year-old unsure of her baby’s paternity who goes into labor on Christmas Eve in Bethlehem, Maryland, as rumors swirl that the birth is Jesus Christ’s second coming." Rebboah said, "I had to convince my partners, because they were like, ’Oh, no. Britney?’ But I thought it was brilliant."

First of all Britney won’t show up even if she signs a contract, second she’ll sleep through her performance. However, Britney would be convincing as a knocked up 19 year-old slut, who bags Jesus Christ of all people with her slutty seductive ways, but they’d have to up her age to more like 35 years-old to make it realistic. What this French producer didn’t mention was that Britney already tried to offend the Catholic church with pictures included in her latest album, but they didn’t really care, which means this movie would be just as much of a flop. Can’t these guys think of something better to do with their money, like a sleezy French skin flick?