Petra Nemcova is living proof that a girl doesn’t need a top when she’s got tight fitting jeans on. Schools are going to have to update their dress code policy after this ad campaign. This picture was for the Rampage spring ad campaign.

This is either enviable and admirable, or it’s gross. We can’t decide.

According to the New York Post Bruce Willis has been up to the following shenanigans.

"At the after-party for his movie premiere Friday night, at Spotlive Live in Times Square, Willis was spotted "flirting and leaving with a gorgeous young blonde." Our spy said he picked her up "right in front of [his 18-year-old daughter] Rumer Willis." On Sunday, the bald bachelor held court with a table of "20-something models" while celebrating Petra Nemcova’s birthday at the Gramercy Park Hotel – again with his daughter looking on.

Maybe his daughter thinks it’s cool. It’s hard to tell what it might be like. We never palled around with our hot-at-50, action-movie-hero single dad when we were 18.

Maybe it would be all, like, yippee-ki-yay, and stuff.

Yea…no.

Final verdict? Ewwwww…

Petra Nemcova is a beautiful woman, and I’m sure a lot of you appreciate seeing her naked beauty, but what are designers doing here? I kinda feel sorry for Petra. Fashion designers could have had any model walk out topless, or even completely naked, but they are obviously just exploiting Petra’s celebrity status to get attention for themselves. Hopefully she’s getting paid double what she normal makes. On the flip side, we all get to see Petra topless. Yum.

Petra Nemcova arrived at a party for Stella McCartney with her boobs on display. Petra is no dummy, she’s a ventriloquist. The party was a little slow, so she pulled her boobs out and made them say funny things to each other. Party goers were stunned, but stood and applauded. Wow, and I thought all she could do was look pretty.

Petra Nemcova (27) and James Blunt (32) have split after nearly two years.

Blunt has already rebounded, with Lindsay Lohan. A pal says they “hooked up” in Los Angeles March 21.

“She thinks he’s sweet,” says the source.

Did Lohan break them up, or is she really the rebound girl? Read more here.