Ashlee Simpson gave birth to a baby boy yesterday. His name is Bronx Mowgli Wentz (BMW). Pete Wentz is the dad. If anyone cares.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt did an MTV promo with Pete Wentz. The airhead couple acted just like they do on The Hills. In case you’ve never seen The Hills, it’s a show that pretends to be a reality show, but uses actors and scripts to create the false reality. It’s shocking that anything good on TV is actually scripted.

Have you seen the couple’s web site at Speidiweb.com?

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz posted a message confirming that Ashlee is in fact pregnant:

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz"

These two just don’t seem mature enough to be married, and having a baby, but they are, so good luck to them.

After their not so secret wedding, Pete Wentz spoke to Ryan Seacrest on Ryan’s radio show, and said the he and Ashlee Simpson were spending their honeymoon in the basement. Wentz said on Tuesday:

"This [reported] baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I’m confirming now is that we’re in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees."

All lies.

The couple arrived in New York City yesterday after their real honeymoon in hte Caribbean. It’s all just a game for them. They probably sold the honeymoon pictures to People too. They’re so weird.

Pete Wentz was on the Ryan Seacrest radio show today. Pete said he, and Ashlee Simpson are staying at home rather than going on a honeymoon, and that Ashlee legally took the last name Wentz, but will be called Simpson professionally. They also both signed a prenup. Smart. Most couples would get married when their work schedules allowed them to go on a honeymoon, but this wedding took place because Ashlee is pregnant. It was a shotgun wedding.

Pete wouldn’t comment on Ashlee’s pregnancy, but he already confirmed it at the wedding.

Pete said that Tony Romo was at the wedding dancing mostly with Pete’s grandma. The story about Jessica and Tony still dating just keeps falling apart.