The Sun is reporting that because Pete Doherty is reading the Islamic holy book called the Koran, that he’s converted to Islam. The only problem is, Islam doesn’t allow for drugs and alcohol. Benjamin Franklin read the Koran because he wanted to assess if Islam was a threat to the United States as it existed in his time. If gossip rags existed during Franklin’s time, they probably would have said he had converted too. Scandalous.

According to The Sun, Pete Doherty is supposed to be receiving methadone to help him stay off heroin, but he is still getting and doing drugs in prison. The picture above is a real picture of Pete in jail. Pete is writing IOUs and signing autographs that can be sold on Ebay to get drugs, and has an ex drug dealer protecting him in jail. The reports says Pete is being treated like a celebrity, and guards have promised him a better cell as soon as one becomes available.

With Pete doing the same drugs in jail that got him locked up in the first place, what qualifies as good behavior in jail?

For a while there it seemed that Pete Doherty was mister untouchable, because he was given like 400 second chances by the court. On Tuesday, in a London court, Doherty was sentenced to 14 weeks in jail for violating his probation. There is no official word on what Doherty did to violate his probation, but it’s possible he may have been too high one day, and forgot to visit the court to give them an update on his progress.

Pete Doherty posts videos of himself doing drugs, and other drug related stuff, on YouTube. Click here to see more of his strange videos.

NME readers have voted Pete Doherty Hero of the Year. The night before he was given his hero award he performed at East London’s Rhythm Factory with a bloody nose he said his cat gave him. Savvy NME readers voted Doherty Sexiest Man in 2006, and Cool Icon in 2005.