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Style, Through the Eyes of Ashton Kutcher

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 23:43:10 +0000

Because People Magazine has probably had about as much of an a$$ full of Britney and LiLo as the rest of us have, they found it newsworthy to feature some excerpts from Ashton Kutcher’s upcoming interview in Harper’s Bazaar…including this quote:

"Make sure the look isn’t too matchy-matchy," he cautions. "Your best bet is to match the man gear to that great new Balenciaga bag that you’re planning to carry. If your bag works with your outfit, so will he."

Ashton is probably Demi’s perfect accessory…every woman needs a good douchebag.

Bridget Moynahan Doesn’t Give Her Baby the Brady Name

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 01:20:32 +0000

People Magazine has reported via her publicist that Bridget Moynahan is "thankful for a healthy baby and is excited about being a mother." She’s so thankful, she decided to forego making the wee one part of the Brady Bunch and, instead, chose to endow him with her own surname. The boy’s full name is John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Oh Shiznap! You just know Tom Brady is not happy about that.

I bet he went home and cried in Gisele Bundchen’s lap for…oh…about a minute. Then he realized that he’s a ridiculously rich, handsome NFL quarterback who is dating a smokin’ hot supermodel. Then he cracked a beer and turned on Sports Center.

Britney Spears Note Clears Up Dog Abuse Claim

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 18:56:04 +0000

Britney Spears was reported for not caring for her dog’s broken leg, but she’s been cleared. People Magazine reports:

The group’s Los Angeles branch â€œhas received written confirmation from a veterinarian that Britney Spears’s dog London has received proper medical attention for a leg injury.â€ Questions were raised about the Yorkie’s condition on Friday, when SPCA president Madeline Bernstein confirmed to PEOPLE that officers attempted to contact the pop singer after receiving complaints that London was in a cast or had broken its leg and had not received proper care. â€œOver the past day or two we started receiving phone calls and e-mails from people that were concerned about the dogsâ€ in Spears’s care, Bernstein said.

No one thought to ask HOW the dog’s leg was broken? It didn’t seem out of the ordinary that the Vet note was written in crayon, since Britney always writes in crayon or magic markers, and it was signed by Michael Vick. We’ll see if the court accepts the same note to settle the child abuse and neglect claims.

Hayden Panettiere Fulfills Milk Fantasies

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 18:06:43 +0000

Hayden Panettiere is featured in the latest â€œGot Milk?â€ ad. She told People Magazine:

"You don’t have to be a hero to feel invincible. That’s why I drink milk," she says in the ads, part of a campaign to get teens to drink three glasses of low-fat or fat-free milk a day.

An exploding glass of a milky white substance in Hayden’s 18 year-old hand, and a milky white substance mustache. Let the Pedo fantasies comense. I’d like to thank the milk industry for making my milk fantasy a reality.

Joel Madden and Nicole Richie Getting Hitched?

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 18:23:07 +0000

People Magazine is reporting that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden might have taken one more step toward making themselves a legitimate family. No bastard sons allowed!

After a late Friday night performance with his band Good Charlotte at the Hot 99.5 Lil’ Black Dress Party hosted by Perez Hilton at the Clarendon Ballroom in Arlington, Va., Madden was walking offstage when Hot 99.5 morning show deejay Kane announced to the crowd, "He got engaged yesterday. Congratulations, Joel!"

To that, Madden quickly glanced back over his shoulder but was otherwise unresponsive as he made a hurried exit from the stage behind brother Benji.

"We heard this morning," Kane told PEOPLE following Good Charlotte’s 40-minute set. Crediting he got the word from "good sources," Kane said he hadn’t seen Richie since hearing the news, but added he had offered his congratulations to Madden earlier in the night. "He said, ‘Thank you so much,’" recalled Kane.

"They’re very excited about the baby and the wedding. They want to keep their personal life personal," he added.

These two are becoming so boring. I guess we won’t be able to write anything juicy until the day they go to pop out the baby and it’s actually an Olsen twin.

Britney Spears is a Role Model for Young Girls

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 15 Aug 2007 17:48:13 +0000

Britney Spears is like a tornado of bad news that is quickly becoming an F-5 Hurricane big enough to bring down a small third world country. Here’s a summary:

BRITNEY IS DRUNK AND NAKED – Another shocking revelation: â€œShe drinks in front of the kids,â€ one former staffer says of Spears. â€œAt first, the drinks would help her loosen up and not be so angry. But she’d inevitably drink too much and be out of it, at which point the nannies would take care of the kids.â€ And multiple sources confirm Spears’ exhibitionist streak: â€œShe’ll strip down in front of staff, nannies, whomever,â€ says one. â€œShe’ll ask, â€˜Do I look sexy? Do I look pretty?’ She’s extremely insecure.â€

BRITNEY IS GAY – Britney’s quick tryst with Matt Encinias made headlines, but the music-video extra wasn’t the real target of Brit’s affection that night. OK! has learned that Britney spent the evening topless, nuzzling up to her former assistant Shannon Funk! â€œInstead of hooking up with him, [Shannon] ended up back in Brit’s room and bed,â€ a source tells OK!. Britney has been experimenting with girls since her teen years. She even put the moves on porn queen Jenna Jameson. â€œJenna told me that Britney hit on her and that she hooks up with girls,â€ says adult-movie actress Tera Patrick.

BRITNEY TELLS HER KIDS THEY WERE MISTAKES – â€œShe makes out with men in front of the boys, refuses to change their diapers, puts whitening strips on their teeth.â€

BRITNEYS BODYGUARD AND EX ASSISTANT SERVED – Shannon Funk was served late Tuesday night at the airport in Long Beach, Calif. Also on the list was the singer’s bodyguard Daimon Shippen, who was served late Monday night as he was getting out of his car in Santa Monica, Calif. Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is behind the subpoenas, which will be used to compel those close to Spears to discuss her parenting style.

BRITNEY WILL OPEN THE VMAs – one of the worst kept secrets is that Britney will perform at the MTV Video Music awards on September 9th in Vegas.

BRITNEY AND K-FED DIVORCE DOCUMENTS MAY OR MAY NOT STAY SEALED – The divorce and custody papers of KFed and Brit are currently sealed and not available to the public and their lawyers want to keep it that way. However, People Magazine and other outlets will ask the court to make these documents public on September 14th. They feel these records should be made public since they are public figures. The custody hearing will take place on September 17th.

If the press is writing headlines like these about you…you just might be a redneck. Oh, and Britney should be insecure. 1) She’s not pretty. 2) She’s not sexy. 3) She’s an alcoholic. 4) She’s a whore. 5) She doesn’t have a shred of talent anymore. 6) She doesn’t have a shred of credibility or decency anymore. 7) People hate her, and yet she still made the cover of Allure with the help of Photoshop…in my opinion.

Rumer Willis Involved in Drug Bust

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:37:04 +0000

Rumer Willis, 18-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, was caught in the middle of a drug arrest.

"Access Hollywood" reports that Rumer was in a Maryland hotel room where police busted a man for marijuana possession after hotel guests complained about noise. Willis was one of four people in the room. She was not arrested, nor was she being investigated.

Rumer’s in Maryland making an indie film called "From Within."

Just last month, Bruce Willis told People magazine that he and Demi talked to their kids about drugs, saying, "We have an ongoing conversation. They have the gene, and we warn them: ’You have a predisposition to be an alcoholic.’ It’s on her side of the family and mine. It’s something to be aware of. My kids are strongly anti-drug."

Rumer doesn’t seem like the pot smoking type, but she also doesn’t seem like the type to put a condom in her mouth. She does want attention, so anything could happen.

Paris Hilton Was in Fetal Position, Hysterics in Jail

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 19:10:58 +0000

People magazine has released excerpts of their Paris Hilton "exclusive" cover story.

Delusional Paris quotes from the article include this assessment of her own character:

"I’m a good person. I’m a compassionate person. I have a big heart. I’m sincere, and they’ll see."

Her description of the "medical condition" that resulted in her short-lived re-assignment to home detention:

"I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics … and having severe anxiety and panic attacks."

And an explanation for her rapid jailhouse conversion, and a heart-warming recollection of her social life in the big house:

"There was a nun who works at the jail for all the ladies, and she would come every day and we would pray," she said. "There were girls next to me. … We could talk through the vents and they were just really sweet."

That poor devoted Sister. All that work with the convicts and daily reading of the Word for three-and-a-half weeks, yet Paris couldn’t think of one favorite Bible passage for Larry King last night.

Trying to help Paris during that uncomfortable pause, we feebly shouted a suggestion to the TV screen.

Jesus wept! Jesus wept!

Jesus wept, indeed.

Paris Hilton Lands the Cover of People

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 22:55:03 +0000

One tab shuns her, another puts her on the cover in an "exclusive."

People wasted no time getting Paris Hilton photographed and interviewed. It’s reported that Paris sat for the photo shoot Tuesday, mere hours after being released from the pokey.

You’ve got to think that the interview with Larry King tonight will take some of the wind out of the "exclusive" — which will hit newsstands over the next few days.

Angelina Jolie Turns Out to Be VERY Involved in Press Bans

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 13:32:30 +0000

Page Six is reporting that Angelina Jolie’s denial of involvement in and apology for the restrictions placed on the press during the premiere of A Mighty Heart were disingenuous. Shocker!

But tipsters tell Page Six that Jolie went on to ban some entertainment weeklies, including Us Weekly and Life & Style, from speaking to her at the film’s junket on Friday at the Waldorf-Astoria – only deigning to allow access to OK! and her reliable ally, People magazine, which is inclined to swallow her p.r. hook, line and sinker.

Over the past few years, People has paid Jolie millions for the rights to publish photos of her and Brad Pitt’s various kids, which she gave to charities, upping her positive publicity.

Did anyone really believe Jolie when, during her interview with Jon Stewart, she disavowed knowledge of what her "people" were doing?

The guys who spoofed her appearance certainly didn’t. You can see Angelina’s entire Daily Show denial and the mocking of it

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