People. com has a little story about the excitement at NYC hotspot Butter the other night. Other outlets (including Page Six) claimed that Madonna notably shined Janet Jackson on, while partying with a number of famous friends.

Of course, it could be senility. Madonna is looking pretty haggard lately.

People is reporting this:

Madonna, Janet Jackson, Shakira, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and others were living it up in the club’s swank banquettes.

Looking comfortable in her créme getup with suspenders hanging at her waist and her hair in a ponytail, Madge made a grand entrance – accompanied by three bodyguards. During her 30-minute visit, her hit "Like a Prayer" was piped over the speakers. Around the same time, Jackson strolled in, looking slim, with her hair pulled back tightly into a pristine bun.

So, it’s established that Madonna and Jackson arrived around the same time.

Then, People details the activities all of these superstars, except Miss Jackson, as well as the movements of Penelope Cruz, David Blaine, and Tony Parker. (What? No Guy Ritchie or Gary Coleman?)

The story ends with: "At around 2:45, the group checked out, continuing their party at Bungalow 8."

Though there’s no actual mention of Madge ignoring the Rhythm Nation artist, one can infer that "the group" that went on to party at Bungalow 8 did not include Janet.

Let’s be charitable and venture a guess that Janet declined the invitation hoping to avoid catching that mysterious "old lady"/zombie arms disease.

Read it for yourself.

Josh Hartnett snuck away with his new gal, Penelope Cruz, for a spring fling vacation. The two were spotted canoodling at the Parrot Cay private island resort in the Caribbean’s Turks and Caicos last week.

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, who were staying at Bruce Willis’ house on the island, were spotted locking lips in the resort’s restaurant.

It seems Diddy (Sean Combs) loves boobies. Here he is with Penelope Cruz at the Giorgio Armani Prive in Los Angeles, and he just can’t keep his eyes off Cruz’s chest. He did the same thing last month when pictured with Jessica Biel.

Oscar-nominated Spanish actress Penelope Cruz is to star in the new Woody Allen film, to be shot this summer in Barcelona, newspaper El Pais reported on Friday.

Citing Cruz’s agent, El Pais said the film was still without a title but that the sought-after actress would speak in Spanish and in English.

Allen has shot two of his last features in London, "Match Point" and "Scoop," and announced some time ago that he would film in Barcelona, without giving further details.

His latest film, "Cassandra’s Dream," starring Ewan McGregor and Colin Farrell, has yet to be released.

Cruz, from Madrid, is currently nominated for an Oscar for best actress for her leading role in Spanish director Pedro Almodovar’s "Volver," for which she has won Spain’s top cinema prize, a Goya.

Penelope Cruz, followed by her sister Monica, were surprised on a beach in St. Barths by a man wearing nothing more than a wristwatch.

The sisters did a double take after this nude dude disrupted their seaside stroll. The girls kept their cool just long enough for the ding dong to pass, and then they broke up laughing. I wonder if anyone asked him for the time.

Monica did bring along her boyfriend. Monica is the sister wearing black, and she is hot. Wow! Good genes.