Brad Pitt and Pax Drive

Brad Pitt and Pax drove a green machine around the lower 9th Ward of New Orleans on New Year’s Eve day. No drinking and driving here. Pax could really use a good pair of sunglasses papa Pitt.

Pax is Alive and Well

At 4 years-old Pax is really growing up fast. Angelina Jolie sent a required letter to officials in Vietnam to let them know how Pax is doing. PageSix reports:

This is the candid home photo Angelina Jolie sent to Vietnamese officials to show little Pax Thien is healthy, "funny" and loving life with his new family.

Angie says her son Pax, 4, has become a well-fed English-speaking big brother in the seven months since she adopted the Vietnamese boy initially described as "shy and dazed" with not much more than the shirt on his back.

"He speaks in full sentences and even tells great jokes," Angie wrote in a signed letter to the Ho Chi Minh City Department of Justice, a copy of which was obtained by PageSix.

"He has bonded with all his family members and we believe he feels very safe in his home," the devoted mom says, writing the letter on behalf of her family of six, which includes adopted kids Maddox, 6, and Zahara, 2, and 1-year-old Shiloh, Angie’s biological child with partner Brad Pitt, 44.

"He laughs, sings, tells stories and is very fun to be around. He has a great sense of humor and is very imaginative."

Sent along with two candid photos of the happy toddler in a dragon costume and in a crisp white T-shirt and hat, the letter also says that Pax attends pre-kindergarten with sister Zahara where he has many friends.

"He loves to play outside and enjoys playing with toys that allow him to utilize his fine motor skills," she continues in the official Commitment of Periodic Report she sent to the Department of Justice in November, copies of which were distributed to the local media.

Healthy Pax, who spent his first three years living in a lonely, institutional orphanage in rural Vietnam, "has a very big appetite and [is] developing properly."

"He is a wonderful addition to our family," the Beowulf actress concludes. "We love him very much."

A Vietnamese website reports that under local laws, foreign parents are required to send periodic reports about their adopted child to the Vietnamese authorities for the first three years. After that, they have to send an annual report until the child is 18 years old.

Yesterday Pax and the family were out walking in New Orleans. The biggest surprise was Zahara walking on her own two legs.

Michael Jackson Neverland Will Not go to Angelina and Brad

Reports earlier today said that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were interested in buying Neverland ranch before the bank foreclosure on the Michael Jackson past due mortgage. Sources said:

"Brad and Angelina are very interested in the property, and will be closely following any developments involving the Neverland Ranch."

A Jackson spokesman denied Jackson was ever in "default of the loan." Contrary to that statement, a foreclosure notice of default report was posted by Fidelity National Financial insurance company in Santa Barbara County, saying Jackson owed 23.2 million dollars on a 23 million dollar loan he took out in March 2006. The Jackson spokesman also said, "Mr. Jackson is in the final stages of refinance and will not lose Neverland Valley Ranch."

Jackson has been spending money like the government, except he doesn’t have his own printing press, so eventually he could end up living with his parents, or one of his sisters. When Michael dies Neverland will become a museum, and the owners will say it’s haunted by Michael’s ghost. Children under the age of eighteen will not be allowed inside unless they are accompanied by an parent or adult.

Brad Pitt Opens Up About the Paparazzi

Super hot DILF Brad Pitt is on the cover of the October issue of Details.

Inside, he probably looks really hot in the pictures and then talks a bit about stuff that’s important to him and the paparazzi and…blah blah blah…what nice blue eyes he has.

“It is the defining annoyance of my life,” he says, emitting a deep, frustrated sigh. “I just think how strange it is for my kids. Mad, Z, Pax—they really believe that every time you go outside there is a herd of people with cameras snapping flashes in your face [who] are going to kind of block your way when you’re trying to get somewhere.

“That is their vision of the world outside. Very strange, isn’t it? It’s an everyday thing for them…

That would be weird.

Imagine walking to school with your angelic, famous baby sister and your blindingly gorgeous parents and having a mob basically escorting you.

You’d probably get so used to it, you’d feel lonely any time you weren’t surrounded by a dozen stinky, sweaty, yelling guys jostling each other and walking backwards in front you.

Boy. Therapy sure will be interesting for the Jolie-Pitt clan.