Heather Mills is now facing a lawsuit from her own attorneys for an unpaid bill totalling £2million. After Mills went on a campaign to damage Sir Paul McCartney’s reputation actually exposed Mills as the worse of the two, her lawyers became concerned she would only get enough money to pay her other debts, and not them. Originally the attorneys were to be paid after the divorce was settled, but now they want their current debt settled. For once in a long time, Heather’s publicist was not available for comment.

When Led Zeppelin played the O2 Arena the other night, back stage workers say they saw Paul McCartney (65) smoking marijuana. One worker said while Paul toked: "Don’t worry, you’re a legend." That’s a lot better than asking, "Did somebody fart, cause whatever you’re smoking it smells like sh!t." After that Paul went into the bar and drank a couple of beers before the show started. Just like old times. Get wasted, and meditate through some live Led Zeppelin.

Rosanna Arquette’s (48) sibling Alexis Arquette was at the TV Academy’s annual Ribbon of Hope AIDS charity event in L.A. on Saturday, when she openly confirmed Rosanna is seeing Paul McCartney (65). According to Arquette’s rep, they have a common bond, their love of music, and are "good friends." Alexis said

"Rosanna interviewed him for a documentary that she did on Rock and Roll. She’s been a big fan of his music for a long time, and I know that they befriended each other several years ago. Who knows, if something came out of it, that’s cool, it’s great."

Arquette does look a lot like Heather Mills. News of the World just found even raunchier pictures of Heather. Click here to see.

News of the World is reporting that Sir Paul McCartney and Rosanna Arquette are secretly dating. I had to use a big shovel to bring you this story, because the B.S. is getting deep. Click here to read the story.

Heather Mills was fired by her attorney’s this week, and she owes about $3 million in legal fees already. Now Heather has decided to go Pro Se, which means she is going to be her own attorney in her divorce against Sir Paul McCartney. Heather’s rep said:

“It was agreed between them both that she would suspend her representation from the firm due to financial reasons and that she was perfectly capable of successfully representing herself in court, as she has done on a number of occasions regarding other matters.”

Heather really is as stupid as she looks. Going Pro Se is just legal suicide. The odds that Heather will get very little of Paul’s fortune just increased 1,000%.