Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell Getting Married

Paul McCartney (65) is considering marrying his new lady Nancy Shevell (47), according to a report from News of the World. The only hitch is, Shevell, a board member of the Metropolitan Transportation Authority, is legally separated and also still legally married to Bruce Blakeman, a Port Authority commissioner and former presiding officer of the Nassau County Legislature.

According to the tabloid’s report, McCartney told his daughter, Stella, that he is considering proposing to Shevell. The un-sourced story said Stella gave her blessing.

Stella McCartney, you may recall, was the one who told her father not to marry Heather Mills, who is probably going ballistic that Paul is moving on with his life. Stella seems to be a pretty good judge of character, plus Nancy has her own money so she doesn’t appear to be a gold digger.

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills Almost Divorced

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills received a "decree nisi" today from the London High Court. The "decree nisi" is a preliminary divorce. An absoluted divorce decree will be handed down in about six weeks, at which time Mills can collect her $48.6 million divorce settlement. Mills promised to donate most of her settlement. Ya right. Empty promises.

Heather Mills Booed at Miss USA

Heather Mills was in Las Vegas to participate as a judge for the Miss USA pageant. On Friday Heather Mills took time from her busy schedule to bash her former husband Paul McCartney on GMTV. Later that day she was introduced at the Miss USA pageant to an audience that loudly booed her. Donald Trump, a Miss USA pageant co-owner, told People:

"I think America wants more Heather Mills."

True. It makes people feel better about themselves when they have someone like Heather to hate, and Heather makes it so easy, and feel so right.

Heather got to ask one of the girls a question last night in the video. I wanted to scratch my eyeballs out when I saw her. Aaaaaah!

Heather Mills Defies Gag Order

Although stalker and ex-wife Heather Mills was ordered by a divorce court with a gag order not to talk about her ex Paul McCartney, she went on GMTV this morning to do just that. Heather said:

"I think he’s got three different girlfriends. So I wish all the girls the best of luck. Better them than me."

Paul has been seen with only two women since his divorce, Rosanna Arquette and Nancy Shevell, who are old friends. Anyone who lands Paul is lucky. Heather has been the luckiest of all. She walked away with tens of millions of dollars from their divorce after only four years of marriage, but she keeps talking because she’s ungrateful. Heather appears to know a lot about what Paul is doing, which translates to obsessed stalker. Heather is proud that she poured a glass of water over Paul’s divorce attorney, Fiona Shackleton’s head during the trial. Heather said:

"Mrs. Shackleton said something under her breath, so I cleansed and baptised her. I thought she looked fantastic, I thought it did her a world of good. I have no regrets."

Heather certainly is setting a bad example for her daughter. It’s a shock the court allowed her to have custody.

Paul is such a nice passive guy he won’t bring Heather back into court to enforce the gag order over this interview. Instead, with each hand full of crap Heather attempts to throw at Paul, she gets more and more of it on herself instead. Heather looks and smells more like the pig she is every day.

Heather Mills Goes Nuts Over Paul

Paul McCartney was once again seen with his new girl Nancy Shevell in the Caribbean last week. The New York Daily News said Heather Mills went crazy when she saw pictures of the two of them together:

"She went absolutely crazy," a source reveals. "She was screaming, ’I bet Paul paid for that old tart to go first class. I can’t believe he’s wasting money on that thing when he won’t pay for his own child to go first class.’"

Heather won’t pay for her daughter to fly first class either, even even with $50 million in her pocket. At least Paul has some shred of happiness, which infuriates Heather.