George Clooney’s New Girlfriend Bids Boss Farewell Via Text

George Clooney’s new girlfriend has hit the jackpot.

Borrowed Bulgari diamonds. Private jets. Film festivals.

A far cry from her life mere weeks ago.

Sarah Larson, 28, who met George at a party and is a cocktail waitress at the Palms Hotel bars in Las Vegas, is carving out some quality time for her new jet-set status and her superstar b.f.

According to the Daily Mail:

Sources say she has just texted her boss to tell him she won’t be coming back to work any time soon as she travels the world with Clooney . . .

Meanwhile Sarah’s boss, Chris Bruno, claims the romantic photos of the couple in Venice "speak for themselves" and added: "Sarah sent me a text message to say she can’t make it back any time soon."

At least she’s keeping her boss in-the-loop. Better not to burn bridges, and all that.

Remember the last commoner George scooped up in Vegas?

Bet that one’s back to her old job by now.

Pam Anderson Has a Butterface

TMZ posted this pic of Baywatch babe (?) Pam Anderson partying at a beach house in Malibu on Sunday. She looks like she’s been ridden hard and put away wet…and sticky. When fellow guests tried to hose her down, she thought it was an impromptu wet t-shirt contest. In reality, it was just an attempt to keep her from sticking to the furniture.

Jessica Biel enjoys being a homebody instead a partyer

Actress Jessica Biel claims she prefer staying at home to going out to flashy parties any day.

The 25-year-old star recently said she doesn’t mind spending evenings at home and live like her character, Mary Camden in the television show, 7th Heaven.

Unlike her peer such as party-addict Lindsay Lohan, Biel said, “I don’t really go out. I’m such a homebody, it’s embarrassing. But I feel I went through that stage in my late teens and sneaking into places here and there like everybody does,” a website quoted her, as saying.

“But when I turned 21, I just got over it. Got over the crowd, the expensive drinks and all the people,” she added.

L.A. Bash to Welcome Beckhams Draws Stars, Katie Holmes Dresses Better Than Victoria

The guest list read like a Who’s Who in Hollywood and then some.

Predictably, Jada Pinkett Smith looked angry.

Avoiding smiling at all costs, Victoria Beckham teetered around on the most strippified, stripper shoes we’ve ever seen while narrowly avoiding flashing the cameras. Hey guys! Check out my new wax!!

And Katie Holmes appeared demure, classy and gorgeous as she towered over hubby Tom Cruise. Hey guys! Never mind Posh, check out the heels on MY shoes!

Also present to get their pictures taken…er…welcome the Beckhams were Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, Brooke Shields and husband Chris Henchy, and pretty much anyone else who doesn’t want to be on Jada’s bad side. Hey guys! You better not be writing mean things about my very close friends, the amazing and wonderful Cruises.

We’re not kidding…she gives the scariest evil looks.

Check out Jada’s mean eyes and see lots more photos…

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Use Lindsay Lohan’s Water Bottle Trick

Why, just yesterday we were talking about how Evian might want to go ahead and ship Lindsay Lohan that free bottled water she’s requested and perhaps tweak their marketing to capitalize on her sneaky habits.

Today, the New York Daily News has reports of the Fall Out Boy bassist and the resculpted younger Simpson pulling a potential green-bottled contender into the mix.

It sure looked like Pete Wentz had a sober weekend - the Fall Out Boy bassist drank only Fuji water during Saturday night’s dinner at the Stereo House in Water Mill. "He’s never been a huge drinker," said one pal, "but now it’s cold turkey." Strange, then, that later as he manned the turntables at the Hpnotiq party at Dune in Southampton, girlfriend Ashlee Simpson decanted Veuve Clicquot into an empty Perrier bottle for him. As Wentz sipped in the deejay booth, a fellow emcee announced, "Look at our man Wentz. He’s drinking Perrier; that’s all he drinks."

Perrier…the better to disguise the sparkles in your champagne.

Fuji…for hiding the vodka, if you hate the French.