Apparently they’ll let any boy-bander turned…turned what…what does he do these days anyway? Well, Nick Lachey is opening a new restaurant in Vegas. Us Magazine reports:

A source tells Us the singer, 33, is opening an American-style restaurant, Company American Bistro, at Las Vegas’ Luxor Hotel & Casino, in partnership with Pure Management Group. His co-owners? Nicky Hilton, 23, and Wilmer Valderrama, 27.

Their specialty? Douche a L’Orange.

According to US Weekly, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don’t need a piece of paper.

“I’ve tried marriage twice before, but Brad and I haven’t felt the need to do it. We never discuss it too much because we don’t feel like there is anything missing.”

No surprise there. They seem happy enough.

Besides, why pay the butcher when you’re getting the sausage, and the growing multi-national brood, for free?

Are we right, ladies?