Paris Hilton took a perfectly good Bentley and had West Coast Customs turn it pink. The car and custom work totalled $200,000. Paris explained:

“I’ve just always wanted a pink car. I think when you’re a little girl, and you have the Barbie corvette you’re always like: ‘Oh I wish I had a car like this one day.’ So I think it just comes from being a fan of Barbie for so long. This is a car that I cannot drive every single day, but I will be driving a lot.”

What do Paris Hilton and Peter Pan have in common?

Paris Hilton believes the thief who took nearly $2 million in jewelry and other personal items was someone she knows. Paris came to this conclusion after reviewing surveillance tapes that showed the thief knew exactly where everything was at that was taken. Paris said:

"I think whoever did this, definitely has been there before. We have some suspects that I’m thinking of."

"The thief took jewelry, watches, and every ring I own. All my necklaces, jewelry that my grandmothers gave me that I’ll never be able to replace."

"You know, it’s just an invasion of privacy and it’s happened to me before. It’s really scary but they’re doing a huge investigation on this and we’re going to catch this person."

"Obviously it’s devastating and disturbing that someone was in my home, but we have three security guards there and a 24-hour guard who is always on my property. We have the alarm on, the dogs we have, the guards with the gun, so, no one is going to be coming into my house."

"I would tell them to please return my things, because I know that they’re probably watching E! News right now, to return everything and that’s it."

"They just have to anonymously have a taxi drop it off in my front gate in a box with my jewelry and everything they won’t get in trouble, but if all this goes on for much longer they’re going to get in more trouble."

Hear that Mr Robber? You better do the right thing before Paris loses the Christmas spirit.

Why didn’t Paris have the alarm on in the first place? She lives in Los Angeles, and she’s rich. Why would she not think she wouldn’t be a target of a crime like this?

The Hollywood Hills home of Paris Hilton was robbed at about 5 am this morning. Stolen was an estimated $2 million in jewelry, and other items. Although a security guard for the gated community reported the break-in, security cameras in Hilton’s home provide police with a vague description of a man who forced his way into the front door, wearing a hooded sweatshirt and gloves. The LAPD are investigating.

Back in 2004, a Hollywood home the heiress shared with her sister Nicky was robbed, with designer bags, watches, laptops and $100,000 worth of jewelry stolen.

Hopefully she had insurance.

The Daily Star is reporting that Paris Hilton may now be dating Gerard Butler. We all know Paris takes Valtrex for her little problem, which means all the guys she is, and has, dated more than likely had, or have, the same problem. Spread the word, not the STD.

Onch, the 23 year-old Asian gay from the Paris Hilton show I wanna be Paris’ New Best Friend, leaked a picture of himself without clothes on holding Mr Potato Head in a bathtub. I don’t get the Mr. Potato head, unless it’s some sort of a bottom plug.