For the second time in a week, the new neighbors of Doug Reinhardt called the cops on him and Paris Hilton.

Last time it was for a loud party at Reinhardt’s new house that disturbed his new neighbors. Later the neighbor’s cars were keyed. Paris denied they were even at the house at all that night. Nick Hilton lives a few houses down from Reinhardt.

At about 1 am this morning cops were called again to Reinhardt’s house. The neighbors complained of a screaming argument between Reinhardt and Hilton. When the cops showed up Reinhardt and Hilton refused to open the front gate, so the cops jumped over the fence, and gave them a stern talking to, which then suddenly stopped the screaming argument.

Reports say the argument between the couple started at a Hollywood event.

Paris made the excuse later today that someone called and told her that her dog was dead, and she believed them. Paris said she freaked out, and Doug was just trying to calm her down. Riiiiight.

These two are heading in the same direction as Chris Brown and Rihanna. Reinhardt and Hilton should not be together.

The only person dumber than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt going to Mexico during the Swine Flu pandemic is Paris Hilton.

Paparazzo: Have you heard of the Swine Flu?

Paris: [Shakes head No]

Paparazzo: It’s a new flu that’s ah killing a lot of people in Mexico and everything. Are you concerned about that?

Paris: [Shaking head no] I don’t eat that.

Officials have already announced that eating pork won’t give you the Swine Flu. Of course they mean cooked pork. Paris reminds me of The Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.

Paris Hilton is getting old, but she still manages to try to look current. Here she is sporting the Lady Gaga look, because Paris must emulate every trend, just like a teenager, or a 28 year-old looking for attention because she’s insecure with her own identity.

Paris Hilton has dated guys we don’t agree with before, and Doug Reinhardt is no exception. Paris and her new muse were caught kissing as they left the My House club in West Hollywood.

Benji Madden was the only guy Paris ever dated who wasn’t a loser. Maybe she only dates losers to boost her low self esteem.

According to a recent study, Paris Hilton is responsible for a 1960s mentality regarding sexual encounters:

A 2009 study conducted by the online dating site AdultsOnlyList.com reveals that women are more likely to have an intimate encounter with men whom they have known for less than 6 hours. The poll of 20,000 women daters aged 18 – 35 asked of them to define exactly how long they would wait to engage in any type of intimate encounter after meeting a man for the first time. A staggering 34% revealed that they would wait less than 1 date (or approximately 6 hours) with a man before engaging in intimate behaviors.

Website owner Dan Levy proposes that "Women are immersed with the idea, from every media outlet in the country, that having sex on the first date is the norm." He even coined the behavior as "The Paris Hilton Effect." Mr. Levy further explains that "Hollywood and the media have really set the stage for this to be a reality. Every other image the average woman sees is of a major celebrity flashing their underwear or hanging on the arm of a different man every night. That being said, the results aren’t very shocking to me."

The women who participated in the poll resided in major cities around the country. The cities included in the poll were San Francisco, New York and Los Angeles. Of the 20,000 women who took part in the study, 24% stated they would wait until the second date, while 42% said at least three or more dates were necessary.

Intimate encounters are much more fun than idle chat, shaking hands, then parting ways with a promise to call the other person.