Just outside of Lisa Kline clothing store in Beverly Hills, Britney Spears caused a mob of paparazzi to push, shove, fall down, and beg for photos.

OK! doesn’t want to release Britney’s pictures during a photo shoot where she has a mental breakdown. However, we’ve got a collage of some of those pictures below, and some other precious moments.

What appears to be a romantic dinner for newly weds Eva Longoria and Tony Parker, is really more publicity for Eva. Who invites the paparazzi to take pictures of your lunch? Eva does. Tony is her new career, and she appears to want this first year very well documented, and then she’ll cash out in my opinion. How long do you give these two? One year, two years?

Britney Spears took Sean Preston and Jayden James out on a boat ride yesterday in Marina Del Rey, and today there is more evidence that she did not put a life vest on the kids, so they wouldn’t drown in case they fell into the water. If there isn’t a law requiring a life vest for kids, you’d think Britney would have some common sense, but she’s retarded so there ya go.

After Britney left in her Mercedes the kids were crying in the back, obviously bored to tears. Britney got very upset, and started cursing at the paparazzi. Splash News caught Britney on video roll down her window and yell at the camera man:

"Hey baby when are you going to go on a diet? Have you ever tried Weight Watchers you fat f_ck!? Why don’t you run?! You need to f_cking jog you p_ssy. Yeah run, run b_tch!"

A fat Britney calls a fat guy fat. This is a good example of Britney’s warped view of reality. Britney doesn’t own a full length mirror, except for a couple from the circus that make her body look skinny. Britney will probably blame Kevin when the kids start school, but they get kicked out because everyone other word is profanity.

Britney couldn’t take the back seat crying so she decided to once again drive with Jayden James in her lap. I guess she didn’t believe child protective services when they told her the law requires her kids to be in a child safety seat buckled up in the back, and they cannot be in her lap.

Britney should be in charge of making the laws in California, so she can do away with stupid laws like requiring child safety seats, and remove fences around pools that prevents kids from drowning, and make it legal for kids to smoke cigarettes like their mom, and stuff that Britney thinks is right. We’re all such backward white trash, and Britney is a genius super mom. Forget Hilary, forget Obama, Britney for President.

Click here to see the Britney loses it and starts cursing video if the one below isn’t working.

Britney drives with Jayden James on her lap yesterday.

Britney drives with Sean Preston on her lap 2-2006.

Last night Gary Dourdan repeatedly smashed a photog’s head into the ground for taking pictures of him while he was on a public street. That person could have been you or me just trying to get a shot of our favorite star. The photog has the legal right to take pictures of anyone in a public area. Dourdan broke the law by physically assaulting the photog. When stars break the law, and then act like they did nothing wrong, it’s up to us to knock them off their above-the-law perch, and let them know their crap stinks just like ours does. There’s nothing worse than a perpetrator (Dourdan) blaming the victim (the photog). Here’s more:

Gary Dourdan’s reps released (to another media outlet) their official for Dourdan’s vicious attack on a TMZ cameraman last night.

Despite video evidence of Dourdan beating and then chasing our photographer, the coward’s people blamed TMZ, saying, "Gary has always been respectful of the media and the paparazzi but also values his privacy. It’s our belief that this is a minor incident exaggerated by an eager paparazzo in order to create a story."

After assaulting the photog, Dourdan sped off on his Ducati, but then later came back with his entourage and started chasing the photographer around Hollywood in a Town Car. It was scary for the photog, and he should sue Dourdan so he learns to respect the law that prohibits violence against others.

To really understand how scary and serious the whole situation was, click below and watch the full 15 minutes of video. The video is just okay, but the audio tells the story.

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After Rumer Willis left an ESPY Awards after party last night in Hollywood, two low brow criminal thugs decided to viscously beat on innocent photogs trying to get pictures of wannabe star Rumer. Anyone who takes a picture of Rumer to get her some attention is doing her a favor, because right now she’s nobody except Bruce Willis’ daughter. Here’s more:

The fight began after two random jerks decided to act as Rumer Willis’ bodyguards as she made her way out of Skybar and then allegedly got violent with paparazzi. According to witnesses on scene, one of the men allegedly tripped a photographer who was attempting to take pix of the star. As the stunned shutterbug got up and tried to identify the culprit, we’re told another friend of the wannabe-bodyguards grabbed the photog by the head and slammed him to the ground head first, knocking him out and causing convulsions.

TMZ cameras caught sound of the attack and the immediate aftermath. You see another photog got nuts on the evildoers with his fists. Cops arrived shortly after and the man who allegedly slammed the photog to the ground was arrested.

The snapper was rushed to a hospital, where he was treated for three cracked ribs, a possibly dislocated shoulder and a concussion.

The guy in the video is having seizures because he has a serious brain injury from his head being slammed into the ground. The attacker needs to be thrown in prison for attempted murder.