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Orlando Bloom in a Car Accident Banging Jessica Simspon

Hollywood Grind — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 21:48:40 +0000

Orlando Bloom was in a car accident, but he was not banging Jessica Simpson at the time. OK! magazine says Jessica and Orlando are dating, and they secretly arrived together Wednesday night at the Hennessy Artistry party at Paramount Studios.OK! says:

â€œThey slipped in a little after 8 p.m. and remained backstage for roughly 20 minutes before leaving together,â€ an eyewitness tells OK!. The pair popped into the event to catch up with Jess’ little sis, Ashlee, who was there in support of her guy pal Pete Wentz, whose rock group Fall Out Boy was performing. â€œJessica and Orlando are trying to keep their relationship on the down low,â€ the source says. â€œIt’s all new to them and they’re still just feeling their ways but they are definitely an item.â€

The story about Orlando banging Jessica may be true, but she’s just one of many. About 15 minutes prior to the car accident Orlanda was involved in last night, Orlando reportedly "grabbed" Veronica Taylor "inappropriately" while at a club. Her ex boyfriend, and now friend, fashion photographer Damon Kidwell was very upset. Orlando nearly got into a fight with Damon when Orlando into Damon’s car. The only reason there wasn’t a fight may have been because of the cameras all around. Click here if the video above isn’t working.

In the video above you can see one of the two females Orlando was with was the driver. You can hear the grind as she tries to start the car several times, and the paparazzi shout, "It’s already running." The paparazzi then added, "This is not gonna be good." Because the woman driver was OBVIOUSLY too drunk to drive.

In this video some guy says the paparazzi are scum bags for chasing the crashed car, and causing the crash. It wasn’t the paparazzi, it was Orlando’s poor driving.

Orlando is taking heat today for trying to leave the scene of the accident before cops came even though his two female friends in the car were injured. TMZ reports:

In video taken immediately following this morning’s accident, Bloom can be seen walking away from the scene, leaving two women — one injured and bleeding — in his smashed-up ride. Nice guy! After walking down the block, the paparazzi repeatedly advise Bloom to go back to the accident scene and "deal with it," saying that if he leaves, it could be a hit and run.

The back seat passenger celebrity stylist Cher Coulter fractured neck vertebrae in the accident, and despite this she was walking around outside the car holding her head before finally laying down. When someone hurts their neck you lay them straight to align the spine until paramedics determine if a C-Collar, and a hard backboard is needed to stabilize the neck and back before transporting the person to the hospital. The video is here.

In the first video the drunk girl is seen driving, but not far down the road Orlando took over as the driver, then crashed into a parked car. Although he wasn’t given a Breathalyzer, and did not appear to be drunk to police, Orlando was acting strangely that evening. Perhaps he was thinking of Jessica Simpson.

Orlando Bloom’s rep issued the following statement:

"Orlando Bloom, who was in a minor car collision late last night, is grateful that no one was seriously injured. Bloom called for help immediately following the incident. He spent last night at the hospital to be with his childhood friend who sustained a minor neck injury. He is thankful that emergency services arrived so quickly and that the ER staff at Cedars Sinai took such good care of his friend."

Good luck getting an acting job as a hero Orlando.

JR Rotem and Britney Spears Run Out of Air

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 07:29:55 +0000

JR Rotem has turned Britney Spears on to Zohar, a book on Jewish mysticism. The only problem is, Britney can only read popup books. They stopped at a GNC for more health stuff, but they didn’t buy anything. Looks like they haven’t made much progress on getting Britney healthy again. However, the pair did manage to get a flat tire. The paparazzi changed it, while the cops watched. It must be amazing to be a celebrity. It’s like being a baby. Other people feed you, change your tires, and wipe your a$$. Britney once again adorned herself with a hat, and brought along her dog. I wonder if the dog barks at people when Britney is eating in resturaunts. I’m not a big fan of Britney’s hats. How about putting an apple on her head, and let me try to shoot it off? Apparently Britney will never learn how to exit a car without looking like a trucker.

Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn Stink up Hollywood

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:18:57 +0000

Britney Spears took her little sister Jamie Lynn Spears to the Stinking Rose restaurant on La Cienga Boulevard in Beverly Hills, but they didn’t eat. They must have stopped to let the paparazzi catch up for some pictures. Britney was driving, and it’s clear which question she missed on the driving exam.

Should sunglasses be worn while driving?:

A) at night
B) during bright sunny days

The hardest part of the driving test for Britney was trying to understand what those gauges were for on the dashboard. She also thinks the ash tray is for dipping sauce for her Chicken McNuggets.

Britney Spears Bodyguard Now a Paparazzi?

Hollywood Grind — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:22:46 +0000

Remember former bodyguard Tony Barretto (pictured below) who submitted a declaration in Britney Spears custody battle with Kevin Federline? Is that Tony (pictured above) working as a paparazzi now? I could be wrong, but a paparazzi job could help him lose some weight. He got fired from his last job, because he ate his pizza deliveries in 30 minutes or less.

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Britney Spears on Suicide Watch

Hollywood Grind — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:29:07 +0000

Britney Spears was so upset at losing physical custody yesterday of Sean Preston and Jayden James, after she turned them over to Kevin Federline’s bodyguard, she drove straight to Epitome, her favorite Bel Air tanning salon. Afterwards she checked in to the Peninsula Hotel. As she checked in a photographer knocked down a security guard, and while waiting for the police, more paparazzi fought each other. Britney then headed to the Van Nuys, California DMV, but was not issued a license. If the smile on Britney’s face is any indication of how she feels about losing her kids, she should be shopping, tanning, and clubbing nonstop. I haven’t seen her this happy since she found out Starbucks puts extra heavy whipped cream on everything she orders. Britney still faces charges of hit-and-run which carry up to one year in jail. Somehow Britney sees things as if she is Alice in Wonderland, where the paparazzi are the Queen of Hearts and her minions, the judge is the fat cat, and clubs are places where she can have spiked tea with her friends.

Keith Urban in a Motorcycle Accident

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 18:03:26 +0000

Singer Keith Urban was involved in a minor motorcycle accident Monday morning in Sydney, Australia, on his way to an AA meeting, and he’s blaming…not being drunk, but the paparazzi. The Daily Telegraph say they saw Urban riding his motorcycle near his home, when he lost control and fell off. The witnesses claim they saw a photographer following Urban on another bike. Urban’s rep said:

"Today’s incident was the result of one person’s desire to do his job and my desire to maintain my privacy. Some have already attempted to inflate the facts, but the reality is this; while out riding to an AA meeting, a time when my privacy is especially important to me, I felt myself being pursued. I sped up, and in an effort to elude an oncoming car, which was making an illegal U-turn, saw no choice but to drop my bike. In actual fact, my pursuer came to my assistance, without taking photos, and helped me from the road. I returned home, got my car, and continued on my way."

First Keith blames the paparazzi for the crash because they weren’t respecting his privacy, then he blames an oncoming car making an illegal U-Turn for causing his crash, then claims the paparazzi respected his privacy by helping him after the crash without taking pictures. If this is a picture of the accident, then that car must have been making a U-Turn on the sidewalk. Drugs and alcohol can really distort a person’s perception of reality, so you wouldn’t want them on the road driving, because they might mistake you for a parking spot and drive right into you.

Britney Spears Has Another Car Accident

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 19:57:36 +0000

Britney Spears is still driving despite being charged with hit and run in Los Angeles after hitting a parked car, and charged for driving without a valid license since she’s never been issued a California driver’s license. She’s been a complete mess over her recent drug test, and spent some time in the bathroom with a paparazzi. Now she’s driving her white Mercedes again, and she’s got a smashed left front fender, bumper, and headlight. If parked cars aren’t safe from Britney’s driving, moving cars and pedestrians don’t stand a chance. The only way to make it safe for other cars would be to install a giant 4 foot thick cushion around her car, and a parachute on the back in case she drives off a cliff. Besides having to sit in car seats, Sean Preston and Jayden James need life jackets in the event Britney attempts a water landing.

Justin Timberlake Fights a Paparazzi – Video

Hollywood Grind — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:57:08 +0000

Justin Timberlake may have backed out of the lightweight girls boxing championship, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t a tough guy. Watch him smack down a paparazzi camera like he’s some kind of wild animal. Every time I see Justin acting manly it makes my nipples hard.

Brad Pitt Opens Up About the Paparazzi

Hollywood Grind — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:36:21 +0000

Super hot DILF Brad Pitt is on the cover of the October issue of Details.

Inside, he probably looks really hot in the pictures and then talks a bit about stuff that’s important to him and the paparazzi and…blah blah blah…what nice blue eyes he has.

â€œIt is the defining annoyance of my life,â€ he says, emitting a deep, frustrated sigh. â€œI just think how strange it is for my kids. Mad, Z, Paxâ€”they really believe that every time you go outside there is a herd of people with cameras snapping flashes in your face [who] are going to kind of block your way when you’re trying to get somewhere.

â€œThat is their vision of the world outside. Very strange, isn’t it? It’s an everyday thing for them…

That would be weird.

Imagine walking to school with your angelic, famous baby sister and your blindingly gorgeous parents and having a mob basically escorting you.

You’d probably get so used to it, you’d feel lonely any time you weren’t surrounded by a dozen stinky, sweaty, yelling guys jostling each other and walking backwards in front you.

Boy. Therapy sure will be interesting for the Jolie-Pitt clan.

Britney Spears Bodyguard Cesar Julio Camera Charged with Battery

Hollywood Grind — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 00:02:05 +0000

Britney Spears’ body guard Cesar Julio Camera has officially been charged with battery for pounding on a paparazzi in Las Vegas in July. Andrew Deetz, the photog who got pounded, filed a complaint against Camera and also accused Britney of threatening him, alleging that she yelled, â€œI am going to kill you!â€ and threw a baby bottle at him. I don’t think Britney really meant to hit Deetz. She just lost control of the bottle as she was trying to juggle the baby bottle, her phone, lighter, a pack of cigarettes, and Sean all at the same time.

If convicted, Camera faces up to six months in jail, and or a $1,000 fine. No court date has been set.

One day in Las Vegas a photog named Deetz was taking pictures of Britney. The bodyguard didn’t like it and told him to stop. The photog kept snapping pictures, so the bodyguard called the photog a few names. The photog said, “sticks and stones will break my bones, but names will never hurt me.” That’s when the bodyguard jumped on the little guy hitting him in the face over and over with his fist. The lesson here is, when name calling doesn’t do the trick, use sticks and stones. Maybe next time the photog will start taking pictures of Britney after he shoots the bodyguard.

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