Reports and rumors have been running rampant that Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon will be doing a reality show, but Pam has set the record straight. Pam writes on her blog:

12/13/2007
No reality show! I WAS considering….. Only to promote and have people see what it’s like to create a show and be on stage starring in a big Vegas production.-(probably not happening anymore) not my family life. (Never my kids) I have to make a lot of big decisions. The choices I have to make now are about quality of life. And meaning. Not about money or fame for no good reason. I know I’ve made a lot of mistakes. But no regrets- Just living such a huge dream….I’m blessed. So many options. I can’t complain. I can be confused.

Even the cable guys were probably nervous they’d need to put this show on the Playboy channel due to it’s explicit nature. Now they can rest easy.

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon got married only two months ago in Las Vegas, and now they have put their marriage on the market. The couple have signed on to do a reality TV show on E!. A source said:

"Think Nick and Jessica’s show [MTV’s Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life."

Pam described her marriage to Salomon like this:

"We’re in every night. Having sex."

Pam (40) has two sons (Brandon, 11, and Dylan, 9) from her marriage with Tommy Lee. Salomon produced and starred in a 2003 sex tape with ex-girlfriend Paris Hilton. Salomon two daughters from a previous marriage. The couple married on Oct. 6 after dating for just over a month.

The new Pam and Rick reality show will debut in 2008. A source said:

“These two don’t have any boundaries, which is perfect for reality stars.”

That’s so true, they have no moral boundaries. What a great example to set for kids. Their marriage was a business venture. If the show is anything like Nick and Jessica’s, the show will end with these two getting divorced. Too predictable. I’m bored already.

Can anyone guess Tara Reid’s new career? Yes, you read that right. No not the part about the Hooker’s Ball. Where’s the surprise in Tara hosting that STD celebration? I’m talking about the part that says she’s an A-lister. Tara has been on the F-list for years. Sad, but they couldn’t get anyone else who even remotely resembled a hooker, especially since Pamela Anderson is filming another home movie currently. The flyer goes on to says attendees can expect "bondage beds, fantasy, latex, porn stars, erotic dancers, and a R rated very raunchy event." Britney will love that. I hope she got her invitation.

Leonardo DiCaprio has been replaced by Kelly Slater, who is now dating Bar Rafaeli. Tom Brady is dating Leonardo’s other ex Gisele Bundchen. Slater got into a scuffle with photographers on Saturday while in Israel with Rafaeli, and was detained by police. Earlier in the year the same thing happened when Leonardo visited Rafaeli in Israel, only it was Leonardo’s body guards, and not Leonardo. Rafaeli had vowed not to bring any else who was famous with her to Isarael because of the trouble with photographers. Slater really isn’t famous despite boning Pamela Anderson and Cameron Diaz, so he probably had to fight photogs just to get his name in the paper. So sad.

Billionaire Sir Richard Branson launched Virgin America’s three daily flights between San Francisco and Las Vegas yesterday. Richard had his hands all over all the hot female celebrities. He picked up Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra, but just put his arms around The Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge, which is like shaking their hand after a date. After all the hottie handling Richard dropped 407 feet off the roof of the Palms in Las Vegas. The wind was really strong so it pushed him into the building bruising his butt and cutting his hand. He limped away from the stunt. It could have been worse. He could have caught his nuts on a rusty nail, or slept with Pamela Anderson, then spent the rest of his life and fortune trying to cure the incurable STDs she gave him.