Kimberley Stewart was photographed leaving a Los Angeles nightclub last week with Tommy Lee. Can’t she find any better quality guys than Tommy to hang with?

Pamela Anderson celebrated her 40th Birthday in Las Vegas yesterday. Tommy Lee was with Pam at her party at Planet Hollywood.

Happy birthday Pam, and may your fake boobs stay perky for another 10 years.

Stewart was dickmatized by Tommy’s big gun, because even his former band mates know he has a pee sized brain. Tommy and Stewart can be seen out in Los Angeles pictured below.

Not much to say about this, except that if her boobs weren’t hanging out, it wouldn’t be so easy for a random dog to lick them.

Maybe Pamela Anderson needs to stop bathing in beef juice. Either that or cover up the hooters. She’s lucky the dog’s owner didn’t follow suit.

We’re not attorneys and certainly can’t claim to be experts in legal matters, but this $20 million lawsuit Motley Crue has filed against one of their managers strikes us as misdirected frustration.

Instead of taking their anger out on Tommy Lee for being a bonehead and doing a couple of stupid reality shows at the expense of the band’s tour, they’ve sued their shared manager for lining up the gigs and "pushing" Lee into those projects.

That’s kind of like suing Pamela Anderson for ruining Tommy’s reputation by being really hot and enticing him into having sex on the boat, in front of a camera.

What made Motley Crue think they could count on him to put the band first?

Where have you guys been? Don’t you watch TV? It isn’t 1985 anymore.

At this point, everyone expects Tommy Lee’s extracurricular activities to be recorded.

It’s what he does.

If I had to choose the best bikini body out of 3 worn out hags: Courtney Love, Tara Reid, or Pam Anderson, I’d choose Pam. My eyes are still burning from the Courtney Love and Tara Reid bikini pictures the other day.

Two photogs are claiming that an alleged violent incident involving Denise Richards and Pam Anderson has caused them to have nightmares, and now they want the bimbos to pay up.

In a lawsuit filed yesterday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Scott Cosman and Rik Fedyck claim that Denise Richards went into a violent rage when she spotted them taking photographs of the actresses on the Canadian set of their upcoming movie "Blonde and Blonder" in early November 2006. According to the lawsuit, Richards "launched into a verbal tirade and a physical assault upon Cosman and Fedyck which lasted over 20 minutes" at the River Rock Casino Resort in Vancouver. During the incident, which the men claim was all caught on tape by a hotel security camera, Richards allegedly called the men "f**king c**ksucker at least 12-15 times as well as scumbags, douche bags and paparazzi scum."

According to the lawsuit, Richards then "snatched their laptop computers from their hands, and threw them over the [hotel] balcony" and into the lobby. One of the computers allegedly struck "an elderly woman in a wheelchair."

Canadian police investigated the incident and decided it "wasn’t in the best public interest to bring criminal charges" against Richards.

In the lawsuit, the photogs claim both Richards and Anderson falsely told the Royal Canadian Mounted Police that Fedyck and Cosman made violent threats against Richards and engaged in other "criminal activity." As a result, the men were "arrested and held by authorities for approximately three days."

The photogs are suing both women for assault, battery, defamation, false arrest and a slew of other charges. No specific amount was named in the lawsuit.

Criminal charges need to be brought against both Richards and Anderson for lying to police.

The way to punish the scum bags Richards and Anderson is to not see their movie Blonde and Blonder. It’s going to suck anyways.