Did Lou Molest Justin Timberlake?

Looks like Justin Timberlake and Nick Carter have something in common, Lou Pearlman, who has just been exposed as a pedophile by Page Six. Here’s a taste:

Mooney said he once asked Pearlman, who was known as "Big Poppa," what it would take for him to get into a band. "I’ll never forget this as long as I live. He leaned back in his chair, in his white terry cloth robe and white underwear, and spread his legs," Mooney told Burrough. "And then he said, and these were his exact words, ’You’re a smart boy. Figure it out.’

No comment from Justin who is busy bringing sexy back, and so is Lou, one massage at a time.

Diddy will Shiddy Down Your Throat

Sean Combs, aka Diddy, can’t be bothered with questions that might provide staff with information they need, to provide him with a table and enough chairs to seat his entourage (gang of thugs). Page Six says:

A witness outside downtown hot spot GoldBar the other night said, "He walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, Diddy just called her a ’f**king b!tch’ and opened the velvet rope and let himself through."

You’d think she asked him something that touched a nerve like, "How much child support are you paying now?" It’s a lot. Anytime people ask Diddy questions concerning math, or numbers, or even letters, he gets very upset and blurts out profanity like b!tch, other times he blurts out expletives like $#%!@#. It’s like a form of Tourette syndrome for math retards, and people with really big egos, but pea sized brains.

Tommy Lee and Kid Rock Offered Ring and $1 Million Prize to Fight

This opportunity raises burning questions. Will it be pay-per-view?

Will Pamela Anderson referee?

Will she be naked? Or just mostly naked?

According to Page Six:

VEGAS lounge impresario Jeff Beacher wants to settle the score between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock once and for all - with a winner-take-all $1 million boxing match between Pamela Anderson’s exes.

"We all know that they are fighting over Pam Anderson," said Beacher. "What better way to settle their differences then to slug it out in the ring!"

We’ve seen the video.

We’ve suffered through the diatribe.

We’re tired of these losers.

The real question is: How should we place our bets if we’re hoping they both end up beaten to a pulp?

Britney Spears Chose Her Own Outfit and Skipped Rehearsals for 2007 MTV VMA

Britney Spears needs better handlers and better excuse makers. But, we all knew that.

The lame blame game that swirled yesterday is being countered with details of Britney’s bad behavior before the awards show.

She arrived in Vegas hours after a scheduled rehearsal, was partying when she should have been working, and wouldn’t listen to the pros putting on the show.

And then came the thud of a performance seen around the world.

Page Six is reporting:

"The dance number was spectacular - without her," said our spy at rehearsal. "When the stand-in was rehearsing with the dancers, in the hours they were all waiting for her, it was amazing.

Then Britney showed up and refused to do anything. The dancers were supposed to lift and twirl her in the air a few times, and that just wasn’t going to happen. The more complicated dance moves had to be erased because she couldn’t do them."

Oh…but there’s more.

That unflattering costume? It was worn at Britney’s insistence because she thought it was "sexier" than what the professional were recommending.

Meanwhile, Spears was agitated because she didn’t like the outfit MTV had selected for her.

"MTV wanted her to wear a corset outfit. It would have looked great and covered a lot of things up, but she hated it and didn’t think it was sexy enough."

Wow.

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Michelle Williams Puts on a Brave Face

Yes. That’s the story. Michelle Williams has put on a brave face and some f-me pumps.

According to Page Six:

The stunning mother of 23-month- old daughter Matilda sported super high heels for a night out with the girls Sunday. "She looked gorgeous with her sleek bob and seemed happy," said one onlooker. "She was definitely showing it off."

We all wish her well, don’t we? Especially considering she has Heath Ledger’s spit-and-image mini-me to care for day in and day out.

And while we don’t doubt she’s making the rounds with a supportive group of friends, it’s hard to believe that she "seemed happy." Who was that mysterious onlooker? Michelle’s publicist? Her mother?

Because, really folks, when was the last time you saw a picture of Michelle looking anything other than bored, boring, miserable? Smiling? Rarely.

Though, maybe her misery was Heath-related all along.

Now, in addition to hitting Brooklyn bars, she’s probably celebrating with a fun new life filled with ice cream for breakfast, skydiving, laughter, carnies, and 6-inch-high red-soled Christian Louboutins.