Owen Wilson did an interview on MySpace with Wes Anderson about filming The Darjeeling Limited in India. The interview was awkward, and borderline strange at times. Owen is obviously in a lot of emotional pain. He needs somebody to love him. Any volunteers? Click the link below to watch the video of the interview.

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Kate Hudson and Dax Shepard broke up. Dax is rumored to have heard about it last after a friend called and said he’d been dumped. Too bad no one cares. Even if Dax tries to commit suicide like Owen Wilson, the news that candy was stolen from a baby by Britney Spears will top the headlines instead.

Yesterday Owen Wilson was at Venice Beach with his sober buddy, and a visible suicide scar on his left wrist. To successfully cut your wrist you need to cut parallel to hit one of the two arteries next to the bones, not perpendicular. This was both a cry for help, and attention. Please feel sorry for me. If I felt sorry for him, it would only make things worse. What he really needs is a real brush with death to snap him back to reality. If I were his friend I’d get a couple of guys together, kidnap him, keep him in a room tied up for a few days, tell him they won’t pay his ransom so we’re gonna have to kill him, and make him beg for his life. Then I’d blindfold him again, and drop him off near a pay phone with a quarter so he could call someone who cares. He’d have his sob story, attention, and he’d appreciate his life again. Plus he could tell everyone he fought off ten ninjas with only a toothpick, outran a train, made love to a beautiful girl after he saved her from a fate worse than death, and walked over hot lava with bare feet to get to a pay phone to call for help.

Owen Wilson’s family has begged him to go to rehab, but he said, "no no no." He’s already been in rehab twice before, and it didn’t work, so this time Owen decided to hire a sober companion at $750 per day according to In Touch Weekly. The companion will also travel with him on a planned trip.

I hope this sober friend is a pot-bellied truck driver from Utah. What he really needs is a hot Playboy bunny girlfriend that is allergic to drugs and alcohol, and can’t stand guys that do that stuff. I’ve got a feeling that Owen loves women more than drugs. Sometimes I get these feelings and start writing down numbers that turn out to be the winning lottery numbers. My friends say I’m psychic, and want me to get them all rich, but I only seem to be able to write down the numbers for lotteries that have already happened.

Owen Wilson’s family is preventing Kate Hudson from speaking to him after his attempted suicide last week, according to NY Daily News:

A source close to the actress says her attempts to send regards have been rebuffed by Wilson’s camp. “Kate has been trying to get in touch with Owen and is distraught that the family doesn’t want her anywhere near him,” says a pal. “She is very frustrated.”

Owen’s family is also keeping him away from knives and drugs, which also contributed to his suicide attempt.