Police in South Africa have arrested a former employee (matron) at the Oprah Winfrey Leadership Academy on charges of physical and sexual abuse. Police have not released the former employee’s name. Students allege the dorm matron threw a student against a wall after first grabbing her by the throat, the matron swore, screamed at and assaulted other students, and attempting to solicit students for indecent acts. The victims were unable to get help because they were prohibited from calling or emailing their families except on weekends. From the opening of the school, parents protested those contact restrictions, but were ignored. Now Oprah has given each girl their own cell phone and her personal phone number. How about putting the police number on speed dial as well?

David Linley (45) is the royal that was not supposed to be named in the blackmail extortion plot in which two men were arrested after demanding money. The two men demanded £50,000 from 45-year-old Linley in return for footage allegedly showing a royal aide talking of gay sex with him. The aide is also allegedly seen on a video tape taking cocaine from an envelope embossed with Linley’s name. Talking about gay sex? Ha ha ha ha ha! That’s why they were only asking for £50,000, it’s not even a sex tape.

About the Lord, David Albert Charles Armstrong-Jones, Viscount Linley (born 3 November 1961), known professionally as David Linley, is a member of the British Royal Family, the son of Princess Margaret, Countess of Snowdon and 12th in the line of succession to the British throne. Lord Linley also has a relationship with Oprah … he made her a desk. Lord Linley is a manufacturer of furniture, upholstery and interior design products known for their neoclassical appearance, dramatic use of inlaid woods, and attractiveness to high-profile clients, such as Oprah.

It’s just too bad it wasn’t Prince Harry.

Oprah Winfrey on Sunday met with the parent of students from her all-girls academy to address charges of sexual and physical abuse. The students often complained of being grabbed by the neck, beaten, thrown against a wall, being sworn at, and one student claimed she was fondled. Finally after some students ran away from the school because the abuse had become so severe. After all this Oprah finally called an emergency meeting to tell parents of students:

"I’ve disappointed you. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry."

Sorry doesn’t mean much after the fact, especially since the problems have not yet been solved. Oprah’s school just opened, and already it’s completely out-of-control. Sad.

Heidi Klum tracked down Hilary Scooling, who was Seal’s (44) foster sister until the age of 4 when he was returned to his biological mother. Seal had not seen Hilary for fourty years. Seal was know in the Scooling family as Henry. The whole thing was captured on … where else? Oprah. Seal cried his eyes out. Good stuff. Keep those ratings going Oprah. This was a win for Heidi as well since she has just launched a new fashion line.