Britney Wants to Move Her Family to London

More news from The Land of Crazy–while it’s been determined that Britney is still here in Los Angeles, she is apparently considering a move across the pond. Perhaps Britney thinks the British will be more welcoming of her reckless mothering skills. She probably based the decision on watching Bridget Jones’s Diary. Pass the English muffins y’all! TMZ reports:

The popwreck, according to OK!, is considering the move as she fights K-Fed for custody of her sons, and according to a source, "She thinks her only hope is to move to London and start afresh. She wants those boys more than anything in the world and it’s heartbreaking."

Meanwhile, reports Life & Style, Brit was sending mixed signals last weekend at L.A. hotspot Teddy’s, partying into the wee hours, but seeming "down" and looking "uncomfortable" while telling the mag that her custody battle was harshing her mellow: "My babies are my life."

When asked to find London on a globe, Britney pointed to Toledo, Ohio.

Britney Spears in Crazy Mob of Photogs

Just outside of Lisa Kline clothing store in Beverly Hills, Britney Spears caused a mob of paparazzi to push, shove, fall down, and beg for photos.

OK! doesn’t want to release Britney’s pictures during a photo shoot where she has a mental breakdown. However, we’ve got a collage of some of those pictures below, and some other precious moments.

Britney Spears Has Yet Another Meltdown During Photo Shoot

This just in: Britney Spears may not be stable. Okay, putting all sarcasm aside (or at least some sarcasm), the troubled pop princess has reportedly upped the crazy bar once again.

Stories are swirling around about Britney’s manic behavior on the set of her recent OK! Magazine photo shoot. Rumor has it little miss Spears was acting extremely paranoid, taking a suspicious number of bathroom breaks, and used Chanel and Gucci dresses to wipe up such lovely messes as her greasy hands from the fried chicken she insisted on ordering, and…get this…her dog’s mess on the floor. Now, that’s some good crazy.

Sadly, OK! is claiming they can’t release the photos because they are so unflattering. But don’t worry, someone will undoubtedly release them on the ‘net.

What does this mean for Britney’s career? Absolutely nothing. The nice thing about never having had any kind of tangible credibility is that you don’t have anything to lose. Brit can just do what she wants and let the chips fall where they may. What a country!

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Wedding Was Really Classy

Though Eva Longoria and Tony Parker received $2 million to give OK! Magazine exclusive access to their Paris nuptials, a la Star Jones, they still had sponsors pay for gifts for their guests. Pages Six reports:

Those invited to the insanely over-covered nuptials got $700 bracelets from French jeweler Van Cleef & Arpels, along with Bebe bags filled Vitamin Water, L’Oreal products for women and a Cole Haan kit for men. At least the lovebirds paid for their wedding rings and luxurious gifts for each other, but, "They didn’t purchase anything for their guests," said our insider. Even the tacky "Mrs. Parker" track suit Longoria sported before hopping on her honeymoon plane was a gift from Bebe, the fashion company she endorses. And with the press snapping the happy couple at every moment, swag-givers got plenty of press. Reps for Longoria, who’s now on her honeymoon in Turks & Caicos, would not confirm or deny details of the event to Page Six.

Ewww…

We know we’re supposed to be accustomed to the swag mentality and that it’s a big part of the fuel that drives the Hollywood party scene, but your wedding? For which you’ve already taken beaucoup bucks in exchange for pictures and private details?

Um…that’s French, because, like, Tony Parker is.

We’d also like to throw out - zuts alor!

And - ecoute le coude. Il chantait!

Why? Because we can. We’re classy like that.

Memo to Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo: Too Late for a Secret Life

OK! Magazine’s cover line = mwah ha ha ha.

Belly laughs, all around.

This is their response to the naughty Jacuzzi pics?

Nick Lachey voluntarily allowed cameras into his home during his marriage with Jessica Simpson.

Vanessa Minnillo, besides being a famewhore in general, has been practically getting naked for publicity for years.

Oh…and Nick’s "over Jessica." Well, mentioning it once again certainly proves it, right?

Incredible.