Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are NOT Getting Married

Star magazine started a rumor that Joel Madden and Nicole Richie would be getting married later this month. Joel took to his blog to set the record straight. He says:

"So i feel really stupid even posting this, but i’ve been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren’t invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer i could give them was that i didnt know we were having one. So i just found out that star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and thats where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, dont blame me, theres nothing to worry about. Its just star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? i give them a week or two……"

Joel’s family must still be in a bit of shock that he got Nicole knocked up before they were expecting it, and he may not have told them until long after she was pregnant. It’s no surprise Joel’s family might believe he’d arrange a wedding without telling them. Trust is difficult to earn, and easily lost.

Nicole Richie Needs a Cup Holder

Nicole Richie was spotted with her bundle of joy Harlow returning from a nearby Starbucks. That’s a nice stroller, but what it really needs is a cup holder.

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Have an Announcement

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are asking us to give to generously to help Myanmar, which was hit by a cyclone that killed over 100,000 people. Myanmar borders China and Thailand. Click here to help.

Happy MILF Day Song

A song about MILFs that leaves Nicole Richie out, and Joel Madden wishes he wrote for her.

Nicole Richie Pimps Out Her Baby

Nicole Richie is still making money offer her baby Harlow Winter Kate Madden. This time she’s pimped Harlow out to Harper’s Bazaar. It’s easy money if you’re a Hollywood mom. In an interview with Extra airing later today Nicole said:

"Joel [Madden] actually changes more diapers than I do. It’s his time with her. He sings to her. He laughs with her, plays with her. It’s amazing."

That leaves more time for Nicole to do other stuff like ____________.

Nicole adds:

"Everything I do is for her. I was so excited from the minute I found out I was pregnant, and it’s been nothing but an amazing ride since."

Pimping Harlow out for paid photoshoots is for mommy. It must be exciting making easy money, and getting all that attention.

Update: Nicole claims she didn’t get paid for this photoshoot. Do you believe her?