Nicole Narain claims to be Kevin Federline’s girlfriend, and she alleges that he confided all kinds of details to her alone, but not to the rest of the world. Nicole is the same girl who made a sex tape with Colin Farrell, then tried to sell it. Nicole alleges to the News of the World that Kevin said he:

- CAUGHT Britney breast-feeding son Jayden, one, while DRUNK on vodka.
- FEARS her wild and erratic behaviour has "damaged" Jayden and two-year-old Sean.
- WARNED her to stop leaving the kids alone by the pool and driving them in the car without seatbelts.
- REALISED Britney is BISEXUAL after she made a pass at Nicole in a loo.

Nicole goes on to say Kevin told her:

"I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.’ I was terrified she was poisoning my son. But she wouldn’t listen. She never would. She treated me like one of her employees who bowed to her every whim. She screamed back, ‘You can’t talk to me that way!’ But I had to stand up for my children as well as myself. Two weeks later she filed for divorce. I only found out when I heard it as a news item on the radio. I felt she was just trying to teach me a lesson for telling her off about the breast-feeding incident. But when I called she kicked off another row and screamed, ‘You’re nothing without me’. I never wanted a divorce but now I knew there was no option."

Nicole might be telling the truth, but she’d also suck your grandpa dry for twenty bucks, so she doesn’t have much credibility. What I really want to know is, how much did Nicole get paid for this interview?