TMZ says that pictures above, printed this week in Life and Style, are just the beginning of the racy photos that were taken last weekend as Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey vacationed in Mexico, and other pictures actually show the two having sex in a hot tub. TMZ says:

…a lawyer for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo is trying to keep photos of the couple having sex out of the weekly magazines and off the Internet.

TMZ has learned that the rest of the roll shows the two not only making out, but having hardcore sex in the hot tub. A source who has seen the photos tells TMZ that they are "Paris sex tape-level scandalous," and include images of the couple in several different sex positions.

Lachey’s lawyer is threatening to sue anyone who posts the racy x-rated photos. Vanessa isn’t that hot, and Lachey is getting kinda fat, so how hot and racy could the uncensored pictures really be anyway? I think I’d rather see the anime version where they both look totally hot, and I can choose multiple endings. If you want to see Vanessa’s nipples from a few years back click here.

Life and Style is publishing naked pictures of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey taken while the two were on vacation in Mexico this past weekend. Except they’re not really naked because the magazine censored them. We’ll get our hands on the uncensored pictures soon, and you can see them here. Until then, you can see Miss Minnillo in a see through top at the 2004 MTV Video Music Awards in the pictures below. It’s not like she’s innocent or anything. This whole stunt was probably planned.

Holy moly, what a surprise!  Under the baggy sweats she’s been sporting lately, Jessica Simpson has been hiding her buffed-up bod.  She may also have had something up her sleeve.

There is no denying she looks great in this simple ensemble. That really is the best revenge, isn’t it?

Surely Nick Lachey will see the photos and feel a pang of regret that they let her go.

Yeah, her boobs look dangerously sharp, like they could be used as weapons. But, they’re not what’s really threatening about Simpson here.

Look closer and see that sometimes Jessica’s eyes communicate a little bit more than she may want to let on.  She appears to be focused. On a mission, even.

Somewhere, John Mayer is innocently thanking his lucky stars she finally stopped texting him.

Watch out, John! Run for your life!

Iconix Brand Group will continue to feature Vanessa Minnillo in ad campaigns for Bongo, their juniors clothing line.

A Company spokesperson affirmed that, "Vanessa genuinely regrets the most recent events but is thrilled to be working with Bongo for a second season. Likewise, Bongo has had a fantastic experience working with Vanessa and looks forward to continuing our relationship."

What a country!

Look good-and-sexy in a pair of faded denim short shorts and high heels while dating a celebrity and you, too, can retain your job despite fraternizing with a bodyguard-and-drug-abusing hellion.

Keep humming the Star-Spangled Banner.

People Magazine caught up with Jessica Simpson at the Major Movie Star party, and she tried to play down her fake breakup from the fake relationship she had with John Mayer:

“I am very happy, but I don’t really want to talk about my personal life tonight because it’s not what it’s about. But I am very happy. I will let you know that.”

It’s still a mystery why she filed for divorce from Nick Lachey, except maybe she’s closer to her dad.