Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were in Barbados for her 39th birthday. Nick is already showing signs that he is Mariah’s property.

For 39 years-old, Mariah looks fantastic. That continuous dieting is working.

Nick’s shorts look like they could fit two people.

The latest movie bomb for Lindsay Lohan is the movie Labor Pains (above), which will not be released in theaters in the U.S., but rather will be shown on ABC family in July, and the go straight to DVD. The film might be released in theaters internationally, but no release date has been set.

Lohan has reportedly lined up a new as-of-yet untitled romantic comedy, alongside Nick Cannon, about a girl trying to make it in New York’s fashion world who gets set up on a date with a guy who is blind. Looks like another movie that will go straight to DVD.

Looks like Lohan will never get another big role again, since her drug and alcohol, and related legal problems keep getting in the way. That Oscar Lohan said she’d win is getting farther and farther away.

Oh well, at least Lohan is getting a chance at modeling (below), which she seems to be worse at than acting.

If only partying for a living paid better, then Lohan wouldn’t need acting or modeling.

Mariah Carey has been rumored to be pregnant, but it looks like all those rumors have been debunked. Mariah, and husband Nick Cannon, were at Nikki Beach in St. Barth on Tuesday drinking red wine and eating raw oysters, neither of which a pregnant woman would do, if she cared about her unborn child.

How much longer is she going to wait until she gets pregnant? The clock is ticking.

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon had themselves a romantic Christmas vacation in Aspen. Although you can’t see it here, Mariah actually had her coat, and sweater, zipped down to reveal her cleavage for the paprazzo despite the freezing temperatures. Every vacation is a working vacation.

Mariah Carey attended the Whitney Museum Of American Art’s Gala in New York City on Monday night, with her husband Nick Cannon. Mariah looks like she’s about to drop from exhaustion, and Nick looks like he’s ready to party. If she could keep him off her for five minutes maybe she could get some beauty sleep.