Rumors are flying that Tom Cruise is not happy with the Posh situation and that he and Katie Holmes are fighting about her close relationship with the British swizzle stick.

They say he’s not happy that Katie cut her hair into that cute bob, at the urging of Victoria Beckham. He has said that he prefers long hair.

Apparently he doesn’t like Katie’s new BFF guiding her wardrobe choices, either, and frankly who can blame him. Who wants their wife to morph into a PoshTart?

Tom, make up your mind! You either want a moldable young companion or you don’t.

When she allowed you to start calling her Kate and to provide an escort any time she left the house, you probably thought her receptiveness to direction was "cute" and "handy"…perhaps even "helpful to your career."

Getting all ticked because you’re not the only Svengali in town? Please. Live by the sword. Die by the sword, my friend.

The movers pick up the Beckham’s cleats and corsets Wednesday and they’ll soon be your neighbors. The British invasion has just begun.

Goody! Bet cutie-pie Suri can’t wait.

We’ve been laughing all morning about the photo illustrations at PlanetHiltron.com.

It’s like bizarro photoshop! Instead of making celebrities look thinner, younger, taller, wider-eyed and smoother-skinned, PlanetHiltron has altered pictures to make the stars look more like everyday schmoes.

This picture of macho Hairspray star John Travolta and the one of soon-to-be-mom Nicole Richie below look like people we know from around town. Not pretty.

There’s also a great one of Jennifer Aniston as she might look without the trainers, the buffing, the polishing.

It certainly made us feel better about skipping the gym this morning and having waffles instead. Mmmmm…carbs.

See more pics of celebs like Ashlee Simpson, Carmen Electra and Gwyneth Paltrow brought down a notch in the yearbook section.

Awesome. We’re ordering extra syrup after that.