Shemar Moore is naked in the new issue of The National Enquirer. In case you have no idea who Shemar is, he is on Criminal Minds, but he’s best known for his role on Young & The Restless. The scandal behind these pictures isn’t that he’s naked, but that he’s naked on a gay beach. When did gay beaches become a reality? Maybe he’s on a nude beach, but someone said gay beach to make it a scandal. Sounds like The National Enquirer. Enjoy some Shemar penis with your coffee.

John Sundahl, a real estate investor and fellow AAer, is that mystery guy running around with Britney Spears over the holiday.

He’s said to be her bodyguard, but the two have kept very close company in recent days, fuelling speculation there might be more to it. The pair were spotted out and about in LA, where they shared an intimate dinner at the Four Seasons and later set off to watch the musical Wicked before returning to the hotel together.

Sundahl denied being romantically involved with her a few weeks ago, but either she’s hired him as a chauffeur/bodyguard/dinner companion, or they’re getting cozy again. C’mon, the guy went to see Wicked! He’s definitely into her.

Here’s more:

John Sundahl claims he and the Toxic singer are an item after meeting at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting in Los Angeles. Sundahl tells the National Enquirer he knows Spears is serious about the romance because she recently helped him recover from bowel surgery. He says, "When I was in the hospital, she sat with me and held my hand all night long. She even sang and hummed to me while I was practically unconscious. "I love being around her. She’s a sweet, caring girl and a good mom." Sundahl claims Spears sought him out for counseling sessions after leaving rehab at Promises in Malibu earlier this year (07), and then started attending AA meetings he staged. The wealthy 38-year-old admits his romance with Spears could scupper part of her estranged husband Kevin Federline’s divorce battle – because the dancer/rapper’s legal team initially subpoenaed Sundahl to testify against the pop star.

Sounds like the Spears-Federline divorce is going to court.

Train Wreck Alert: Britney Spears wants to take the "Ex" off of "Fed-Ex." The National Enquirer is reporting (via MSNBC) that Britney wants K-Fed in her life again, saying, "I want my family back!" Yes, when we think of family, we think of Britney. Nothing says I love you like a restraining order, which she is rumored to be filing against her mother.

Although he had suspected that Spears has been stalling on the legalities of the split because of second thoughts, Federline was still shocked when she dropped the bombshell, a “source close to the couple” said. Spears’ rep denies the story.

The phone conversation, which was about custody rights, grew heated and Federline said he wasn’t interested in a reconciliation, the source told the tab. But Spears became upset and threatened to drag out the divorce for months “until he saw things her way and came back to her.”

When K-Fed is the voice of reason, you’ve officially hit rock bottom.

It’s been widely reported that Angelina Jolie said she and Brad Pitt need to work on "Mommy-and-Daddy-time." Perhaps she found an antidote to the ho-hums on location.

According to The National Enquirer’s Mike Walker, Jolie visited a sex shop in Prague, where they’ve been filming her new movie, Wanted.

The hot Mommy reportedly purchased a black leather garter belt and riding crop. Shades of Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

Walker writes:

"Since Angelina doesn’t ride horses in her movie, this week’s intriguing gossip question is: If the idea is to whip up a little consensual fun, who’s the whip-ee? Or is the crop simply a decorator accessory destined to hang on a wall?"

Excellent choice, Angelina. This will provide endless fuel for fertile imaginations.

Who needs "Skinemax" with access to details like this?

There are conflicting reports about whether Britney Spears has really been canoodling with her drug counselor, John Sundahl.

Sources appear to be coming out of the woodwork to tell the National Enquirer about how "smitten" Sundahl is with Spears, "so in love with her he’s risking his career."

Tales of Spears brazenly making out with Sundahl poolside at his home have been widely reported.

What does the counselor have to say for himself? According to Contact Music he’s denying the whole thing.

However, while Sundahl admits he often helps recovering addicts at his home, he insists his relationship with the Toxic hitmaker is strictly professional. He says, "I am not having a relationship with Britney Spears."

If it’s true, you can bet photographic evidence will turn up soon.  We’ll keep you posted.

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